Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

[HeyManThatsCool]

Get me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.








I think he might have a drinking problem

[Richardo]

1. "Everybody assume crash positions!"

Funniest line in the movie for my money.

[arcane1]

2. but do you like movies about gladiators?

that is the important question!

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

:P

[fob]

3. Roger, Roger. Over, Under.

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. Excuse me miss...I speak jive

[boneygrey]

5. Funny movie

and great one liners.

[cruadin]

7. "Surely, you jest."

"No--I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley."

[HeyManThatsCool]

8. A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. Let's take some pictures and get out of here!

[LDS Jock]

10. is there ever a good time to stop?

My favorite line..

"I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film."

[HeyManThatsCool]

12. My fav lines in the movie

Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?


Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.


Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.






Dr. Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?

Elaine Dickinson: No.

[JohnnyRingo]

11. Yeah...It's a tough habit to kick

I had to wean myself by switching to super glue.

Finally quit because I have a tube stuck in each nostril.

[HeyManThatsCool]

14. LoL

A tube in each nostril!

[motely36]

13. Johnny, what can you make out of this?

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

[fluffernutter]

15. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.