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Mass_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:17 PM
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If ever I am capable of killing
Edited on Mon Jan-17-05 09:18 PM by Mass_Liberal
it is directly after chemistry homework. F**king bonds, and electrons, tetrahedrons, and unpaired electrons, nRRRRG!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:18 PM
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1. thats why you need a periodic table of mixology
:shrug: I hear its cool or get a teacher who teaches the course with sexual inneudo.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:19 PM
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2. Be "postive"
not "negative". And certainly not "covalent" (chemistry was so long ago I can't even remember what that means other than being a kind of bond.)
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:20 PM
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3. It's a bunch of bullshit anyway.
Don't believe it. :)
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:23 PM
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4. BullGoose is right.
Chemistry is a conspiracy.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:24 PM
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5. but it can be fun and enjoyable if taught right
this time last year, I would have killed myself if I had said that, I hated chem as a junior, love it as a senior, whta happened, :shrug: I got a diefferent teacher, thats what!
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:24 PM
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6. LOL well, I wouldn't call it a conspiracy...
I just think they're making shit up about things that they can't observe.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:25 PM
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8. BullGoose is right.
Chemistry is fiction.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:25 PM
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7. Wait until you get to organic chemistry
Then your homicidal instincts will REALLY kick in!
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Mass_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:28 PM
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9. eeeek!
Whats that? Sounds horrible. Grrr.... :grr: :grr:
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:29 PM
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10. The study of carbon-based molecules
Truly a killer.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:29 PM
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11. Ive heard about that
Edited on Mon Jan-17-05 09:29 PM by JohnKleeb
God my chem teacher better have a brother or cousin who teaches that at university.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:31 PM
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12. I only managed a gentle(wo)man's Cs
And was happy to get them. Biology, YES! Chemistry, NO! Physics, HELL NO!!!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:33 PM
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13. I know of orgo chem from college friends
They say its the devil :scared:, god I hope my chem teacher has a cousin who does orgo chem at college, god that would be sweet, he made me love chemistry, he's incredible.
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:38 PM
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14. Organic is just a bunch of memorizing lists - worthless if you ask me
I much preferred the classes that taught you to think and apply rules, rather than the rote memorization of a list of amino acids that you could forget as soon as you regurgitated them on the test.

P-Chem, error analysis!!! now there's some stuff to fry your noggin.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:40 PM
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15. Well, as I remember it, there were supposedly a bunch of rules
to apply in organic chemistry. Unfortunately just about every one of them had exceptions.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:43 PM
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16. Sodium and Magnesium are walking down the street...
Sodium says "I think I lost an electron", Magnesium says, "are you sure?"... Sodium replies: "YES! Im positive!" :evilgrin:
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