Help! BAAAAAAD case of senioritis!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

Only one week into my last semester of law school and the dreaded affliction has struck: Senioritis (inapt term applying an inflammation of the senior, but it's the only appellation available). I never thought I'd be bored and desperate to get out of school, but I am. I don't care about reading for classes, and the only reason I show up at all is the new attendance policy they've instituted. I can't afford to get certified out of a class in my last semester! This is very unlike me.

[MichiganVote]

1. Think this is bad? Wait till you start working toots

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. But I look forward to representing real people

Instead of reading bone dry cases and theoretical crap! Calgon, take me away!!

[MichiganVote]

3. Always nice to have something to look forward to

All higher education is an exercise in endurance. Endure...

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. I'm looking forward to moving to Texas

And studying for and taking the bar exam there. I have to keep reminding myself that I have to get through this semester first!

[Mr. Blonde]

5. Advice from another lawyer

"Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. "

[Kire]

6. Let's give the boy a lift.

What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

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Raoul Duke: I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?
Hitchhiker: Hell no.
Raoul Duke: I didn't think so. Because in spite of his race, this man is very valuable to me. Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
Hitchhiker: No.
Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether?
Hitchhiker: What?
Raoul Duke: Never mind.