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Mon Jan-17-05 09:34 PM
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My nephew told me this joke he made up yesterday. I was so proud - he has my sense of humor.
anway, here it is -
For what does an indecisive miner mine?
- wait
- wait
- wait
Obviously, an indecisive miner would mine for "either ore."
Either Ore - get it?
ahem.
got a worse one?
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Mon Jan-17-05 09:55 PM
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that kid is headed for a political career
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Mon Jan-17-05 09:56 PM
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2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? |
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Mon Jan-17-05 10:14 PM
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3. A freeper decided to walk across the Baja |
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He brought a car door with him so he could roll the window down when it got hot.
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Mon Jan-17-05 10:15 PM
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4. A sausage and an egg are in a frying pan. |
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The sausage says, "Man it's hot in here!" The egg goes, "Holy shit, a talking sausage!"
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Mon Jan-17-05 10:29 PM
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Mon Jan-17-05 10:33 PM
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6. My nephew (8 yr old) told me this one... |
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"Why was the pony whispering?" . . . . "Because, he was a little horse." (hoarse---get it?)
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Mon Jan-17-05 10:34 PM
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7. How may ADD children does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Edited on Mon Jan-17-05 10:35 PM by bif
Hey! Ya wanna go ride bikes?!
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Mon Jan-17-05 10:35 PM
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8. Hey, look! Let's go outside! |
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Mon Jan-17-05 10:43 PM
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9. you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? |
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . he worked it out with a pencil...
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