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Mon Jan-17-05 11:14 PM
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I'm Richard Nixon. Ask me anything. |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:15 PM
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1. Why did I go through a phase where I was |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:17 PM
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:18 PM
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:18 PM
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7. That whole MK ULTRA thing. |
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We finally perfected it down here in Hell.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:15 PM
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2. Who gets the top bunk, you or Hitler? |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:17 PM
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:18 PM
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5. What do you think of Bush? |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:19 PM
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8. Hey, I know all about getting stuck in unwinnable wars, |
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so he's doing a fine job.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:21 PM
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9. I thought you said you praised Kerry |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:24 PM
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11. Yeah, I praised him publicly, but if you see the transcripts of the tapes, |
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I said "Get rid of this guy before he becomes another Ralph Nader." What you say and what you do are often completely different, as George well knows. I think he goes a little wacko with the religious right, but when it comes to secrets and lies, well, I think I've met my match.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:26 PM
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13. Mr. Nixon, weren't you a Quaker once |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:32 PM
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Religion helps win elections.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:41 PM
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29. But, Quakers are anti-war |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:44 PM
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30. Hey, I went to a Quaker College! What more do you want?! |
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Appearances. It's all about appearences. Besides, it wasn't a war. It was a police action. The Friends say nothing about police actions.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:23 PM
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10. ...So, are you a crook? |
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What about that coat of Pat's?
Did the paintings in the WH ever talk back?
What on earth were you thinking when you made those tapes?
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:29 PM
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What coat?...I never saw any coat.
The paintings only talk back when you're drunk...not that I would know anything about that.
The tapes...well, you see, we moved in in a hurry and we could never figure out how to undo the wiring. I was never the type for all that electronic liberal hippie bullshit, that was always Agnew's department, so the tapes started recording at inopportune moments, and before you know it, there were Woodward and Bernstein...damn them. No, the real story is, I knew everyone hated me, so I just wanted to be remembered for something other than that guy who got bullied into making the EPA by Rachel Carson. You see, the whole Watergate thing was just a setup to get me some spot in history.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:24 PM
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12. What was with the suit and black oxfords on the BEACH, fer |
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Pete's sake, dude? :shrug:
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:31 PM
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17. Hey, how would you like to be shown |
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all flabby and pasty skinned in the national media?
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:33 PM
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20. You were flabby and pasty skinned fully dressed, man. |
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Stripping off for some fun, sun 'n' surf wouldn't have harmed anything. But that photo, man. How did they airbrush the stick up your butt? :shrug: B-)
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:37 PM
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It was really there, son.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:28 PM
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14. What was on that eighteen minutes of erased tape, anyway? |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:30 PM
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16. That's not for you to know... |
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but it had nothing to do with a certain break-in at a certain hotel in a certain city in a certain year during a certain election campiagn.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:33 PM
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19. Were you and Billy Graham sharing more anti-Semitic comments, then? |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:36 PM
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24. "...you see, Billy, the Jews want to legalize pot, |
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because their all psychiatrists. And what about all those homosexuals; they're all out in Northern California. It was the Greeks that started it. The homosexual Greeks. Er...Billy, are you a Jewish homosexual?"
"No, Dick. Of course not."
"Oh, good."
Stuff like that. Oh, shit, I shouldn't have told you that.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:35 PM
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21. Fess up: who was Deep Throat? |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:37 PM
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Woodward and Bernstein made the whole thing up along with the hippies in Congress. It's a vast left-wing conspiracy, I tell you!
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:35 PM
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22. Was my dad on one of your subversive lists? |
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He was a Democrat, he subscribed to some liberal magazines like Newsweek and he didn't like you.
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:38 PM
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27. Probably. Everyone was, you know. |
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Bunch of drugged out Communists.
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Tue Jan-18-05 12:01 AM
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33. My daddy didn't do no drugs |
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but he liked to drink beer - while reading his Newsweek and cussing at you.
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Tue Jan-18-05 06:10 PM
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He drank beer? Then of course he was on the list! How could he drink beer?! Didn't he know we were at war?!...uhh...I mean...involved in a perfectly legal police action?!
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:35 PM
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23. Can we have you as president again? |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:39 PM
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28. Sure, we'll be right there. |
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:51 PM
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31. What did you talk about on those missing tapes? |
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Tue Jan-18-05 06:11 PM
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That's not for you to know...
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Mon Jan-17-05 11:54 PM
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32. Are the Kennedys still thwarting you in the afterlife? |
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Edited on Mon Jan-17-05 11:54 PM by LSdemocrat
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Tue Jan-18-05 06:13 PM
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37. Thwarting me...of course |
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I wanted this hellish maelstrom of fire and brimstone fixed...fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election. Damn bean-eating war hero! Of course they're thwarting me. Just 'cause they save the cosmos is the process is no reason why they should get to romp around heaven!
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Tue Jan-18-05 12:05 AM
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34. Does it bother you that when you were forced to resign |
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you proved to any 12 year old boy who was naive enough to believe in you that you were a liar and a crook? Second question: Why don't you go (expletive deleted) yourself?
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Tue Jan-18-05 06:16 PM
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38. Ohh [expletive deleted]! You've got a deal. |
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That whole resignation flap just guaranteed me a place in the history books. Granted, I'm forever known as the guy who got caught, but I'm still there. Who cares about the 12-year-olds when you get your own three sentences in the 11th grade US History text!
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Tue Jan-18-05 06:28 PM
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39. Why did you pick Agnew? |
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Did you have some deal with him?
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Tue Jan-18-05 06:45 PM
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40. He had a funny name and I felt sorry for him. |
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