"What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"

[truthbetold]

"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!"



LOVE that movie.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. How was your day, Napoleon?

Only the worst day of my LIFE, what do you think?

[mark414]

2. i'm the only one who knows illegal kung fu moves from the government

[cruadin]

3. "I caught you a delicious bass."

[AVID]

4. "Do the chickens have large talons?

Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

[truthbetold]

5. Hahaha!

I love the way the chickens peck at him when he's trying to put them away. The expression on his face is priceless...

[cruadin]

6. Yeah, and how about that tasty lunch they're served? LOL

[truthbetold]

7. Ew, god...

I'm not a huge fan of eggs, and when he cracks one into the orange juice, I just about hurl.

[Bouncy Ball]

8. That's not orange juice.

That's mixed up raw eggs, and nothing more.

[truthbetold]

9. Hmmm...

Probably is, but I thought on the Directors commentary (I have the DVD) they said something about eggs in orange juice.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Oh then maybe you're right

I haven't listened to the director's commentary yet. Sorry! :hi:

[Kire]

11. I don't wanna see you, I don't wanna hear ya, and I don't wanna smell ya,

now leave.

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Gee, golly gosh, I sure am sorry I offended you.

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[Worst Username Ever]

12. Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Did you shoot any?

Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

What kind of gun did you use?

A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?