In light of the fact that the mods are watching, I just want to say

[Bouncy Ball]

that I am NOT responsible for that HUGE mess over in the corner. I mean, I don't even smoke and I have NO IDEA whose underwear that is, ok?

Also, I am NOT the one who put the footprints on the TV screen, I don't even LIKE guava juice and whiskey, so don't blame me for that spill, either. (I think I know who that was, but I'm not sayin'.)

Don't get me wrong, I like these people or I wouldn't hang here, I just wanted everyone to know I'm TRYING to get them to behave and pick up all this crap, but....OH!! DID YOU SEE THAT??? You guys better stop before I PM BigMcLargeHuge, that's the third time this morning you've done that.

I'm tellin' ya, I'm not responsible for this. They won't listen to me. Someone is doing lewd things to the armchair.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. DS1 told me that it was okay to do that.

So blame him.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Rabrrrrrr

I am surprised at you.

(But not surprised about DS1.)

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. I'll get the mop

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Sigh.

The mods are always stuck with the mess, aren't they? And I am NOT brown-nosing, so y'all stop PMing me and saying that!!!

[Demit]

5. I take it BigMcLargeHuge (aka doody head) is a man to be FEARED.

I only saw his awesome power in that one thread. But I am now mindful of his might.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. As well you should be.

I was in that thread, too and when he stopped the party, his power was so fast and overwhelming, like lightning!!!--it made all of us jump. Then some others were running around hiding things, but it doesn't matter, a mod is like a mom, they can see all and know all.

(By the way, cool name you have there.)

[motely36]

7. Bouncy, stop flicking your boogers at me!

Flip 'em at someone else.

[Bouncy Ball]

8. THAT'S NOT ME!!!

And I KNOW who it is and they KNOW who they are and I just want to say to THAT PERSON to STOP IT because I know you are trying to make motely think I'm doing that and that's gross.

(motely: it's a guy doing it.)

[motely36]

10. Normally, I would blame short bus

but I haven't seen him around for awhile.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Nope it wasn't short bus.

[GOPBasher]

9. Don't blame me, I was passed out in the chair.

And who the hell put makeup on my face?

[motely36]

11. Ok, now that was me.

Hope you don't mind :P

[GOPBasher]

12. It's okay.

I kind of like that look. :-)

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Yeah, that's true

I'll vouch for you, GOP. You've been passed out there for HOURS. But I would either get up or get that.....PERSON.....to stop doing lewd things to the arm of the chair you're in because it just looks....weird. Unless you're ok with it.

(motely did put the makeup on you, but I have to confess to helping. Sorry, it was too tempting!!)

[GOPBasher]

14. Thanks for vouching for me, Bouncy Ball. :-) nt

[Bouncy Ball]

16. No prob.

Do you need an aspirin or anything? Do you remember singing karoake (sp?) last night? You were a trip, singing that Captain and Tenille shit all night! LOL!

[GOPBasher]

20. Thanks, aspirin would be nice.

No, I don't remember that. The last thing I remember is being held upside down with a funnel (sp?) in my mouth.

[Cuban_Liberal]

17. This is coming out of your damage deposits.

Let that be a lesson to you.

;)

[Bouncy Ball]

18. DAMMIT.

Dammit dammit dammit.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU PEOPLE???

[BikeWriter]

19. I didn't do it. I was busy posting...

Over there. >>>====>

[motely36]

21. Anybody seen my shoes????

I really gotta get to work.

[Bouncy Ball]

23. Did you lose them AGAIN?

Shit, man. Why can't you keep track of your shoes?

Wait, is that one of them up on that shelf?

[Briarius]

25. I think I saw the other one hanging on the celing fan

at least I think that's where I think I saw it...that or I just had the spins that bad.

[motely36]

28. Found my shoes!

I won't ask what this is on the bottom of the left one. :scared:

Now what about my glasses?

[Tafiti]

22. Ironically...

...this is the SECOND time I've had a giant penis drawn on my forehead after passing out. Fuckers.

[Bouncy Ball]

24. Oh I totally forgot about that.

Confession time: I DIDN'T stop the people who did that. Sorry. I was laughing too hard to be able to speak.

[Tafiti]

27. Oh, yeah.

Thanks for having my back - I'll remember that. And next time, you better sleep with one eye open...I'll be scarfing Red Bull all night to make sure you fall asleep before I do, then it's Sharpie time!!!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

26. Tattletale

Just like my sisters. Even the time or two I DIDN'T do what they told on me for.

Nobody EVER cuts me a break.

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

31. HEY!

I never named you!!! You coulda just kept quiet and no one would have EVER known about what you did with that teddy bear and the masking tape.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

32. It was DUCT tape and

the teddy bear said she was willing...

[Bouncy Ball]

33. Teddy bears are always talking to you

after you get a few drinks in. Why is that?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

34. It's my beard.

They like to snuggle it.

[Beer Snob-50]

29. THAT WAS MY WHISKEY!!!

I didn't tell anyone they could drink it!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

30. Heh.

And worse, they mixed it with guava juice. It was your nice stuff, too, wasn't it?

[Beer Snob-50]

38. VERY MUCH SO.

accountants only drink the very best. that is what expense accounts and cost overruns go for!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

41. Ooops.

To make matters worse, after they mixed it with the guava juice, they realized it was nasty and poured it out.

Guess I shouldn't have told you that, huh?

[Beer Snob-50]

43. Thanks though!

I guess it is time to buy some more and hide it to share with my friends (if I have any!!)

[fluffernutter]

35. you big liar! i totally saw you over by tv with bare feet

oh, and um, thanks for telling me where my undies are :)

[Bouncy Ball]

40. Oh are those YOURS?

And I don't know who that was with their feet on the TV. It was really pissing off the Beast Man and I would NEVER piss off the Beast MAn. I think it was someone who.....looks like me.....or something.

[JimmyJazz]

36. I think BigMcLargeHuge needs a little more than a mop

to clean up this mess. Which one of you clowns is this, anyway?

[fluffernutter]

37. hey, at least we spread newspaper down

before they hit the floor ;)

[Bouncy Ball]

39. Uh, JIMMY?

I can't believe you think this kind of reverse psychology is going to work! We all know that's YOU!! It was dress like a man night!!!

Sheesh. Really. You didn't have THAT much to drink, either. You had half of a Zima and announced you were drunk!

[Bouncy Ball]

42. And also, I wasn't the one who locked you and short bus

out in the hallway. It was.......someone else. (Her name is:

flu__ernutt__ .)

[JimmyJazz]

44. Half a Zima would make me puke up a lung -- blech

I prefer tequila or a nice chardonnay - and that is not me in the picture. I think it might be RagingInMiami and StoptheMorans, though. It is nice to see they are paper trained, as Fluff was so kind to note. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. Oh, man, I just woke up. Sorry for passing out there,

and sorry for the drool.

And especially let me add how utterly, truly, miserably sorry I am about all the blood in the corner. At the time, it seemed hilarious; today, in the hangover, I'm thinking maybe it wasn't as funny as I thought it was then.

But you know the ol' saying, "A fifth of whisky and a box of wine makes everything 8.7 times funnier than a fifth of gin and a bottle of wine, and a full 19.8 times funnier than just a fifth of gin, and at a ratio of almost 141:3 as compared to sobriety".

At least, that's what Mom always said. But then, she was usually up to her armpits in reverse-polish-notation scientific calculators. And sour mash-caused vomit.

So, you know, ha ha ha and all that! What a lark it was!!

Ouch. Oh, and sorry for the vomit. I really thought those were my shoes.