what new ruLe change shouLd the indy coLts cry for?

[sniffa]

after Last year's pLayoffs, the indianapoLis coLts were instrumentaL in the contact ruLe change. so what ruLe(s) shouLd they carp about this year?

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. No defense allowed.

[sniffa]

2. added

[meegbear]

3. The team whose quarterback has the cleanest uniform ...

gets 10 points. Payton's was SO clean.

[NewHampshireDem]

4. MVP always wins ... it's their royal right, dammit!

Or how about "full disclosure"? They get to see the other team's playbook, game plan, etc. and there can be no surprises.

[StopTheMorans]

5. other: Peyton is so good, and such a nice guy, that he shouldn't even

have to play games; the colts should automatically go 16-0 in the regular season, 2-0 in the playoffs, and then they'd automatically win the super bowl. Peyton would have the added bonus of never having to wash his uniform for the whole season.

[Arkana]

6. No defense allowed

They need that after the pounding their guys take from New England linebackers and secondary.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

7. Every time a QB hangs his head in shame, their team gets 10 points.

It's about the only way Peyton's going to beat the Patriots.

[central scrutinizer]

8. Spot them one point for every $100 donated to Bush reelection

That would have given them 20 points for Peyton's $2000 contribution and they would have prevailed like the God-anointed, entitled-to-be-here Republicans they are. I have been a Patriots fan ever since Lush Limpballs denigrated them for coming out as a team, rather than individuals, at the Super Bowl. He called them un-American socialists.

[Democracy Died]

9. Eh. I call for all domes to be torn down and play outside football as Gawd

intended!

If Green Bay can do it, why can't others? Give the opponents equal playing level.

[KamaAina]

10. This ex-Baltimore guy votes "Pats must spot 10 points" 'cause...

the Dolts would still have lost 20-13!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Let's face it: we're dealing with a team* that was under court order NOT to leave Baltimore -- so they loaded up a rental truck with all the legal documents one dark, moonless night and drove it to Indian-no-place! I trust Mr. Irsay remembered to bring his signed first edition of "Ken Lay's Big Book of Ethics". :-) And you wonder why Young Repuke chair P. Manning fits in so well there...

Postscript: Ex-Balto. guy's Mom has inexplicably turned turtle and started supporting the Dolts, after years of refusing even to recognize their existence. Thing is, you see, she's also a Yankees fan, thus she has now been victimized by New England twice in just four months! (and this after we lived in Conn. for fifteen years)