Post here to discuss anything BUT kittens/cats

[StopTheMorans]

as a matter of fact, you can even make disparaging marks about cats in this thread. Personally, I like cats, but if I never see another kitten thread...

on edit: anyone who posts something "cutesy" about cats in this thread will get personal bad vibes for all of their kitty friends from yours truly :evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. If you want to have a Gigabit Ethernet network...

...you need Cat 6 cable.

Sorry. :evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

3. that's fine, your post is neither cutesy nor shameless doting

absolved :D

[Mizmoon]

2. My ferrets sleep in a hammock

you have never seen anything as cute in your whole life as a pile of twitching-in-their-sleep ferrets having a snooze in a hammock.

[StopTheMorans]

4. that's more like it; enough of this lemming mentality with cats

:thumbsup: :7

[spinbaby]

23. Mmmm....lemmings

Tasty.

[cruadin]

36. Lemming cream pie.........mmmmmmmmmmm, pie.

[motely36]

5. Cat Stevens is so cute

I love to rub his belly!

[StopTheMorans]

6. *throws out bad vibes for Cat Stevens*

[MichaelHarris]

7. Imma telling you

given the chance cats will eat you.

[StopTheMorans]

12. i'm with you Michael; they are soulless, evil little beasts

[MichaelHarris]

16. My grammie taught me

cats suck the breath outta babies. Something to do with milk on their breaths. Then again my grammie was one crazy assed lady.

[Bluzmann57]

8. My fish don't like those furry creatures

all the furry creatures do is slink around your leg and shed. Now a dog on the otherhand, a dog is cool. You can train the dog to actually do some work for you, like fetch the paper, get your slippers, and other things like bthat. Now if only we could train them to run the vacuum cleaner... If it seems like I am rambling, its maybe because I am.

[MichaelHarris]

10. thats an easy one

spray Endust on them and teach to to roll over on command

[WillParkinson]

9. You wanna talk Cat Butts? OK!

Why do they constantly want to stick them things in yer face? Why I asks ya?

[StopTheMorans]

11. because they are filthy, evil animals

:evilgrin:

[MichaelHarris]

21. man being devoured by cats

See, I told ya so, they'll eat you and then look all innocent.

[StopTheMorans]

25. that is terrifying!

:scared:

[MichaelHarris]

30. poor guy didn't have a chance

they pounced on him. I wonder what the ATA post will look like about this thread? Prolly go something like this, "Skinner, I am appalled. I can take alot of things but hatin' on cats is something I won't tolerate."

[StopTheMorans]

32. i'm not hating on cats; just trying to avoid them

there's no way that this will make it to ATA, nor be deleted. there's some thin skin around here, but i don't think that anyone is THAT bad (at least, i hope not).

[MichaelHarris]

34. bet I can get it reported

LOL everything I touch goes south. Between you and me I really do hate cats, never liked them but don't tell anyone cuz there seems to be alot of cat lovers here and I'm tryin to score.

[MichaelHarris]

13. did ya see that thread

where someone was complaining about owls eating her cats? My suggestion, get some cheap cats to run cover for her good cats. Sorta like, "purrrrr cover me, I'm going in!"

[StopTheMorans]

15. that's a great idea MH!

:thumbsup:

[MichaelHarris]

20. I'm always having good brainstorms like the time I told a lady with a day

care center who had trouble keeping her house clean, "tape swiffers on their hands and knees and for the strong ones saddle um up with a laundry basket on their back." Might as well make good use of the carpet rats.

[Schema Thing]

14. Man! It's raining.... uhm....it's raining..... er... it's raining hard!!

it's as if there were cuddly domesticated animals falling from the sky.

[StopTheMorans]

17. *sends bad vibes to cuddly domesticated animals falling from the sky*

[MichaelHarris]

18. nawww just

Steve Martin practicing an old routine.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

19. Anyone into the cat-o-nine-tails scene?

I'm not.

[sniffa]

22. did you watch the french revoLution Last night

on the history channeL?

i dozed off through the first hour or so, so i missed a few hundred beheadings.

[StopTheMorans]

26. they were beheading cats?

:evilgrin:

[sniffa]

29. yep

cats, pLayas, bros, dudes, dudettes.

you say 'em
they sLay 'em

[Spacemom]

24. I'll just take a cat nap and sit this one out

We do have a really cute hamster though. His name is Jack. My son named him after Jackie Chan. :D

[StopTheMorans]

27. that's great, hamsters are wonderful animals and perfectly acceptable

in this thread :thumbsup:

[MichaelHarris]

28. one of those hamsters with the

F&%$ed up hair? Those are cool, like the rockers of the hamster world.

[MichaelHarris]

31. I just downloaded that Picasa google photo program

and it didn't fek anything up. It did find alot of porn that I'm sure I didn't download, had to be my dog, that porn hound. It made all these cool folders for all my pictures and stuff. I was able to make my dog his own folder for his porn and kibble photos. I was afraid to say "kibble porn", might get the thread locked.

[TrogL]

33. Why would somebody steal a joystick?

One of my cats was terrified and wouldn't come out for hours.

[MichaelHarris]

35. my dog just farted and

I've never been so proud of him. Made my eyes water, way to go boy.

[cruadin]

37. They just grow up so fast...you've got to treasure these moments.

[MichaelHarris]

38. LOL

I'm still "treasuring" it. WTF did I feed him last night? Oh yeah Taco Bell. That's prolly it.