This song goes out to Rabrrrrr......

[Bouncy Ball]

It's called "Skullfucked"

Speedfuck, witchingblack!
Ripping sounds of hellish battlenoize
Forever WAR!
Raging sounds that blast with speed and might
Metal rites!

Diminished, are the flames of the dying sun
Ripping darkness
Call for spikes, blood, war and metal!
Holy terror!

Glory to Metal
Silently, we rust in time
Cold-hymns to Satan
Speed metal hell!
War metal fuckin HELL!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. OMG! Now THAT'S love poetry!

I'm rolling in barbed wire and spraying the blood on innocent orphan children, I'm so smitten!

:headbang:

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Glad you liked it!

I just typed in speed metal lyrics on Google. I will find more that are more fitting for you (that one glorifies war a bit, so it wasn't totally fitting, but I loved the title "Skullfucked").

(Can you imagine someone singing--I mean yelling--these lyrics? And why don't I say "Sodomythical Frostgoats" more often?)

"Sodomythical Frostgoats" (Warning for anyone reading: language)

Blessed by goatfucks, hellcantating sodomies
Malevolent blasphemies
Empire of serigalas dei-glorified, blood froze - time forgot
Told once by ancient knights gatherings of ever-royal
Frostgoats!

Cunting evil, cunting reichs
They rule vast kingdoms with supreme might
Blackbattles fought victoriously
From the frost forgotten plains of Gahl Rahm
They rise!

Satanique damnation
Sabbatic frostgoats
Blessed dark devilry
Sabbatic frostgoats
Ride!

Shaktikal liberty
Thy blackness immortality shields the light
Kings of pandaemonic bifrost
Let the legendary sodomyths arise
They rise!

Martyred souls hail these pagan lords
Accursement
Denial of celestial fame
In aeternum...
Funeralight - abyssic hellparadise
Tyranous goats, hell's infidel victors
Ride!


ON EDIT: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN, ANYWAY?????

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Hail, Tyranous Goats! Arise, legendary sodomyths!

If you keep quoting this kind of love poetry, I'm gonna end up all yours.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. It's tempting I tell ya.

Born to battle for eternity
Infernal hate...
Call on darkness, kill the light
My hordes now rise

Infernal armageddon
Hellish realms plagued with sin
Vile enflamed lands
Hellish realms now our plains
Endless barbaric onslaughts
Tyrannous hordes, we crave for blood
Crush...

Ironflames!

Heathenic moonthrone of gold
Sits our lord so fuckin grim
Sanctified are our souls
By the blood from his sword
Immortality, fiercely blessed with
Ironflames of fuckin hate!

Victory, demons' dance, amongst funeralflames
Pagan hails, all in praise for the blade
Warlust, we crave the blood, fuel of our hate
Shield and sword in hand, all in praise for the blade

Mighty slayings - all in command
Ascend, my hordes shall rise
Supreme diamonic helltorment

Now it's time to ride
Cryptic battles endless
Sign that the moon craves for blood.. die!
Storming through darkness
Clad in venomous armour
Born to die are we, tonight... fight!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. sigh.....now you're just being a flirt.

I'm smitten!

venomous armor and ironflames of fuckin' hate, indeed!

Nothing like sweet nothings whispered in my ears.

I'm all goosebumpy and ironflamed and venomous and filled with fuckin' hate and bleeding and other lovey gooey things.

sigh....

:hugs:

[Bouncy Ball]

6. Wow Rabrrrrr

I just had to know what buttons to push, I guess, huh?

A little blowing in your ear, perhaps, with all the goat's blod, hate, and destruction?

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Yep! you found 'em!

Now just add in a Martini and some iron implements of torture and pain and humiliation (not to be used on me, though; on the innocent), and I'm all yours.

sigh..... no one's ever been this romantic to me before!