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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:53 PM
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I am the son of God. Ask me anything
Edited on Tue Jan-18-05 06:57 PM by bloodyjack
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Feathered Fish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:55 PM
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1. Where you been at?
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:57 PM
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7. ...
Edited on Tue Jan-18-05 07:00 PM by bloodyjack
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Feathered Fish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:00 PM
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19. Not talking eh?
jerk.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:04 PM
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20. ...













































Takes one to know one
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Feathered Fish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:09 PM
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23. Cute
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:56 PM
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2. When are you coming back ?
And when you come back can you get a tan because that would scare a lot of people in the red states ?
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:58 PM
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8. ...
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mojavekid Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:56 PM
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3. "Ya got a sister?"
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:58 PM
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9. ...
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:56 PM
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4. Can you get a handle on your fundie followers?
They are really causing a lot of trouble down here. Apparently, they don't know the first thing about your teachings.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:58 PM
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 11:47 AM
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34. Oh, yeah?
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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:56 PM
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5. You look very pale in that picture. Is your dad German?
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:58 PM
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11. ...
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bobbobbins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:56 PM
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6. how did you manage to keep your girlish figure?
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:59 PM
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drumwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:58 PM
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12. If you come back down to Earth.....
...are you prepared to receive the exact same treatment from the Pharisees (now known as the "Christian Right") today that you got from them two thousand years ago? Because if I were you, I sure would be.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:59 PM
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15. ...
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:59 PM
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13. How come you could only score 3 lousy points on Sunday?
Edited on Tue Jan-18-05 06:59 PM by KamaAina
oh, sorry, wrong "son of God"... </sarcasm>

Edit: When in doubt, always go for the </sarcasm> meta-tag, 'specially when a holy man is involved...
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:00 PM
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:00 PM
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17. Ah, you're no fun. You never answer us.
Is Ronald Reagan still taking questions?
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:00 PM
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:05 PM
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21. Those who love loving pour forth radiance
these are the sons and daughters of God.

Of course you are the son of God, just as I am the daughter of God.

Namaste.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:07 PM
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Please phrase that in the form of a question
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:12 PM
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24. Is it OK to take silence as consent?
<eom>
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:15 PM
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:13 PM
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25. As Sam Kinison said...
Do you wish the people watching had gotten a ladder and a pare of pliers or something, instead of just standing around crying?
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:17 PM
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I'm sorry this thread sucks
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:20 PM
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28. Would you love a liberal?
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:23 PM
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Sure, why not
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:20 PM
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29. do you enjoy mocking people's religion?
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:29 PM
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:25 PM
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31. How many points did Mel Gibson give you on 'The Passion?'
And didn't you lust in your heart after Monica Belluci? C'mon, we're all friends here, just admit it.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 07:27 PM
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32. What do you think of Bush's designation of a holiday for you while gov of
Texas
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 11:57 AM
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35. Do you think George Bush is a moron?
Also...this is my 2000th post!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 11:59 AM
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36. You bore me.
Do something interesting.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:03 PM
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37. I met your dad once, in Chicago, at the Croissant Cafe. Guy named Peter.
Needed a bath, but otherwise, rather sweet.
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