How come the God(s) and/or Goddess(es) never do anything fun anymore?

[Liberal Veteran]

I mean, you never hear about them turning water into wine lately.

And when was the last time anybody got chained to a rock and had their liver eaten by eagles?

[intheflow]

1. Are you kidding?

Having Chimp in power is cracking up the rowdiest members of the pantheon!

[Rowdyboy]

2. Read Neil Gaiman's

"American Gods"

He's got your answer

http://www.neilgaiman.com/books/americangods_hc.asp

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

3. I blame TV

for everything, ever.

[lenidog]

4. Now that the pressure is off

and the single god has to do all the work they are probably partying their asses off.

[NC_Nurse]

5. Didn't you hear?

Fun has been outlawed. It's the little known 11th commandment that the RW fundies unearthed....somewhere.....

We can't have sexuality, flamboyancy, drunkeness, or anything the least bit INTERESTING be a part of the preaching, now can we?
:eyes:

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Yeah...sometimes I think the problem with Church is the communion...

...glasses aren't big enough and the snack cakes are so bland.