Favorite Crack-Pipe recipes

[underpants]

looking for something new...other than the usual stews.

[meisje]

1. Crack Fried Rice

[underpants]

3. wiff chicken?

hmmmmm?

[OrwellwasRight]

2. DU Crack Pipe Dream: Kerry's working behind the scenes!!

[frylock]

6. hey now!

[OrwellwasRight]

7. Yeah, I posted it over there, too.

I can't find any riveting discussions this evening so I decided to at least make myself laugh. If a joke is typed on DU, and nobody reads it, is it still funny?

Anywho, when I did I miss the thread where all the "behind the scenes" peeps apologized to all of the rest of us? Because I didn't see it.

[frylock]

8. you didn't miss the thread..

because they are still working feverishly behind the scenes. Phase I is in full effect. I guess you didn't see Chris Heinz's post the other day endorsing Roemer for the DNC chair. You see, things will be so much better if we can get more people like Roemer in positions of power.

[OrwellwasRight]

9. Now there's the LMAO response I like to see.

But, um, who is Chris Heinz? Is he a Teresa Heinz offspring?

I was told today that Pelosi and Reid want Roemer "because they can control him." He supposedly quit Congress "because he hated all the fundraising, campaigning, and partisanship."

EXCUSE ME???? And we want this guy in charge of the DNC??? Can I have my party membership revoked if this fuck gets the job?? What will there be left for Reid and Pelosi to control??

Does DU know this shit yet?

[underpants]

4. Come on you want a toaster dontja?

It hard to type like you haff no front teeeffus :-)

[frylock]

5. you just get cocaine and some baking soda..

and I think I tasted egg and cinnamon.