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Wed Jan-19-05 11:10 AM
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post the most unfunny joke you can think of
the person who makes me laugh the least gets an award for being absolutely humorless.
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:13 AM
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1. Horse walks into a bar |
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Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:15 AM
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2. i can't give you credit for that one... |
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if i hadn't heard it a million times already, it might be mildly amusing.
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:15 AM
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3. A man walks into a bar |
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him.
The man says, thank you and leaves.
Why?
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:17 AM
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5. umm...i dunno...tell me... |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:19 AM
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The man was looking for a cure for his hiccups!
By pulling out a gun, the Bartenders scared the man and his hiccups were gone.
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:20 AM
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8. hmm...thats more of a riddle than a joke |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:17 AM
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4. Someone stole the toilet at the police station |
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Cops say they have nothing to go on.
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:18 AM
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6. hehe, that one made me smile |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:22 AM
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9. Why did the turkey cross the road? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:23 AM
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10. well you're winning so far...although its debatable if thats even a joke |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:23 AM
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11. a man is sitting in a bar |
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when a panda enters the bar, has something to eat, pulls out a gun and kills a customer! no one says anything and the panda leaves. The next day, the man witnesses the exact same thing and like the last time, the panda just leaves. After seeing it all a third time, he finally asks bartender what's going on and the bartender says, "well i didn't know what was going on at first but then i looked it up in an encylopedia and it says a panda eats shoots and leaves."
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:31 AM
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17. that one was kinda funny the first time i heard it, so nope, you lose |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:24 AM
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:33 AM
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18. mildly amusing, but pretty lame...you're a runner up |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:33 AM
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:27 AM
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Who's there?
Laughter, laughter, and more laughter
This joke attempt was brought to you by my goddaughter. She made it up and thinks it is the funniest thing in the world and feels the need to tell it every five minutes.
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:31 AM
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16. wow...thats terribly unfunny...you're currently in the lead now |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:28 AM
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14. What's the difference between a Cadillac and pile of dead babies? |
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I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:29 AM
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15. haha, now thats funny...sorry, but you lose |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:35 AM
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:38 AM
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21. Two men walked into a bar. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:38 AM
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22. What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? |
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Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:55 AM
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23. hehe, thats good, you lose |
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:55 AM
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Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 11:56 AM by Allenberg
Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.
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Wed Jan-19-05 12:11 PM
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26. that one illicited an amused response...loser |
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Wed Jan-19-05 12:01 PM
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25. A truckload of wigs mysteriously overturned on the highway... |
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Police are coming the area for clues.
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Wed Jan-19-05 12:12 PM
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did you hear about the fire at the circus...it was intense
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:58 PM
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28. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? |
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