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[paineinthearse]

Dog with Spicy Black Bean Sauce

Serves 3 to 4
Prep Time :
Cook Time :
Type of Prep : Stir-Fry
Cuisine : Asian, Chinese
Occasion : Family Dinner

INGREDIENTS:

3/4 pound dog
Marinade:
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon wine
1 teaspoon cornstarch
dash of pepper
Sauce:
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sugar
1/4 cup chicken broth
1 tablespoon chili paste
1 teaspoon cornstarch dissolved in 1 tablespoon water
Other:
1 tablespoon fermented black beans
2 garlic cloves
1 celery stalk
1 green onion
1 carrot
1/2 teaspoon sesame oil

PREPARATION:

Cut dog across the grain into thin, bite-sized pieces. Add the marinade ingredients, adding the cornstarch last. Marinate dog for twenty minutes.
While marinating dog, prepare the sauce and vegetables. In a small bowl, mix the soy sauce, sugar, chicken broth and chile paste. In a separate small bowl, dissolve the cornstarch in the water. Set aside.

Rinse the black beans and let sit for a few minutes to soften. Use a cleaver or knife to chop finely. Mince the garlic and mash with the black beans.

Slice celery and carrots into thin slices.

Heat wok and add 2 tablespoons of oil. When oil is ready, add the green onion. Stir-fry briefly, then add the carrot and green onion. Stir-fry until tender and crisp. Remove vegetables from the wok and set aside.

Reheat the wok and add 3 tablespoons of oil. When the oil is hot, add the mashed garlic and black beans. Stir-fry until fragrant. Add the marinated dog. Stir-fry until there is no redness in the dog.

Give the sauce mixture a quick stir and add in the middle of the wok, stirring quickly to thicken. When the sauce is boiling add the cooked vegetables. Mix well. Remove from the heat and stir in the sesame oil. sesame oil and serve.

[aden_nak]

1. If you look real close, you can see the wires holding her face like that.

[TrogL]

3. Maybe it's chemicals

Looks identical to this

[aden_nak]

6. Laura's been using BRAND X!!!!!!!

[Crankie Avalon]

2. Correct me if I'm wrong...

...but in the movie, doesn't her character steals 101 dalmations?

[Sanity Claws]

4. Her plastic surgeon should have his license lifted

He did a very bad, unsubtle job on her eyes. She looks as though she is perpetually surprised.
I wonder if she went to the same doc who did Joan Rivers.

As for that suit, ugh!! Doesn't she own a mirror?

[maxpower]

5. Dear god

She's the freakin' Joker.

[Endangered Specie]

7. No caption, I just gotta say I feel so sorry for that poor dog!

:scared:

[Arkana]

8. *Turns to stone*

...

[tridim]

9. Happy happy, Joy joy..

Laura's plastic face always reminds me of this..

[Endangered Specie]

10. *glass shatters*

[AlCzervik]

11. .......

[HeyManThatsCool]

12. 8 Tablets Daily of 100% pure Stepford

And never again will you feel genuine emotion.

[jeanarrett]

20. That's exactly what I was thinking!

And also, what drugs is this woman on?

[Menshevik]

13. FREE BARNEY!!!!!!!!

[Yogi]

14. Damn dog...

pissed on my jacket.

[AlCzervik]

16. That fashion violation is made from pure teflon, piss would roll right off

[China_cat]

15. Not a caption

but doesn't she look like Bob from the Enzyte commercials?

[bobthedrummer]

17. There's a Stepford Men's Association meeting right now.

Meow.

[paineinthearse]

18. Rock the Casbah

http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/afghanistan/photoessays/images/afghanistan4-v10826-310-398h dot jpg

Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin’ to the top
The sheik he drove his cadillac
He went a’ cruisnin’ down the ville
The muezzin was a’ standing
On the radiator grille

Chorus
The shareef don’t like it
Rockin’ the casbah
Rock the casbah
The shareef don’t like it
Rockin’ the casbah
Rock the casbah

By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy casbah sound
But the bedouin they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the shareef
Had cleared the square
They began to wail

Chorus

Now over at the temple
Oh! they really pack ’em in
The in crowd say it’s cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy casbah jive

Chorus

The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the casbah way

As soon as the shareef was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare

As soon as the shareef was
Outta their hair
The jet pilots wailed

Chorus

He thinks it’s not kosher
Fundamentally he can’t take it.
You know he really hates it.

[Bullwinkle925]

19. Hey - something about that expression, smile , made me think of

'The Joker' character on the old BATMAN series.......separated at birth, perhaps??

[alexisfree]

21. creepy ass reptile!!!!!

[paineinthearse]

22. It's contageous!

A model present a creation as part of Alexander McQueen's Fall/Winter 2005/2006 men's collections during Milan fashion week, January 19, 2005. The Milan's fashion shows will run until January 20. REUTERS/Daniele La Monaca

[montana_hazeleyes]

23. The dog is thinking

"Why me? I'm so frightened right now I'm gonna poop right into her hand."

[BringEmOn]

24. "Wait till they get a load'a me."

[Spider Jerusalem]

25. "Yes, I know, it's silly."

"But George wanted a dog just like FDR's. Good thing I was able to convince him that the cigarette holder wasn't a good idea."