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...(hereafter referred to as the party of the first part) vs. Richardo (hereafter referred to as the party of the second part), that the party of the first part has prior right to pun-containing parody threads (hereafter referred to as "copycat" threads) on the website DemocraticUnderground.com (hereafter referred to as DU) via the copyright agreement entered into by the party of the first part, the ownership of DU, and the federal government in June, CE 2003. Said agreement was entered into without duress, and was contracted under the auspices of Justice Clarence Thomas (DU's retained attorney) on the 13th June, CE 2003.
This prior right is absolute and extends to the party of the first part's postings in any DU forum, including, but not limited to, the DU Lounge, General Discussion, Latest Breaking News, Ask the Administrators, and the Astrology and Spirituality Group. This right also extends to the posting of "copycat" private messages (hereafter referred to as PMs); and to all "copycat" threads the party of the first part may make on any other message board affiliated in any way with DU.
Henceforth, we issue this writ to demand that the party of the second part cease and desist any posting of "copycat" threads, "copycat" PMs, and cat pictures, as we have deemed them to also be the exclusive right of the party of the first part, despite the fact that he has no cats and does not wish to post pictures thereof on the DU forums, in PMs, or ony any other affiliated website. Failure to comply with this request will result in immediate civil action and the subpoena of all computer equipment the party of the second part has used in his DU posting, so it is also our suggestion that he delete some of those pictures he's been saving on his hard drive.
Sincerely,
R. Stephen Balinsky
Balinsky, Silver, Andersen, and Belinsky, S.C.
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