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Wed Jan-19-05 01:48 PM
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I have PMS. Ask me anything. |
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I said ASK ME ANYTHING, POND SCUM!
Go ahead. I dare you.
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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1. why are you in such a bitchy mood? |
Garage Queen
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:50 PM
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Now, drop and give me 20!
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:51 PM
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11. No, I do not have a gun. |
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What kind of a stttooooopid question is that?
;-)
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 01:50 PM by in search of sanity
Sorry for posting twice -- my hands were shakey. I was afraid you might say yes.
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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4. want half of my Dove Bar? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:51 PM
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12. (perk!) DARK chocolate, you say? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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5. Do you get cranky or depressed? |
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I just get depressed (not that it doesn't occasionally manifest itself in slight cranky-like ways. :7
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:53 PM
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14. I don't get so much "cranky" as I do "impatient." |
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My fuse gets really short for no apparent reason.
And, you can add a sprinkling of "depressed" in there as well.
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:54 PM
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:hug:
Being a woman isn't always easy to say the least. :(
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:53 PM
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FINE! BE that way! See if I care!
(runs down hallway sobbing, slams door behind her)
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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7. I have cramps, bad ones!!! I have no questions. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:55 PM
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20. I'm sending a case of chocolate to you asap. |
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Along with a large bottle of Tylenol.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:02 PM
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30. I'm waiting by my front door, it's not here yet!!!! UUUGGGHHHHH |
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:20 PM
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40. Oh, that's because I *emailed* it to you. |
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Check your in-box .... (snerk)
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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8. How do you tell the difference between it and a regular bad mood? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:56 PM
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22. *calmly looks over at msgadget* |
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*and lands a smack on the back of the head*
Any MORE questions, gadget?
;-)
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:58 PM
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:cry: Call me when it's over!
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:49 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:57 PM
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24. Waaaay better than DSL. |
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Faster download speeds, quicker connection....
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:52 PM
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13. I have tons of chocolate here |
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you are welcome to it.
and be sure to get enough salt and fat for the next few days!!!
:hug:
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:53 PM
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15. why does it take a woman with PMS 20 mins to change a bulb? |
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because it DOES shithead! Understand?
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:54 PM
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THAT was funny. Thanks for the laugh!
:7
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:57 PM
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and I don't find that funny at all.:mad:
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:02 PM
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31. ooerrr...ummm. 'twas a joke...as in don't flame me |
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umm please.
My mind makes appointments my body can't keep if that makes you feel a tad less stressed.
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McKenzie
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:28 PM
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42. Oh yeah? It's my PMS and I'll flame if I want to! |
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:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:
(insert sfx of evil laugh HERE)
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:54 PM
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giving me a few, swift, kicks? deaLers choice as for your aim.
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:58 PM
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26. Well, ok. But since you asked for it ... |
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I'm gonna have to charge you.
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:56 PM
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21. how can you trust someone that bleeds |
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for five days every month and still lives?
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:00 PM
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27. Oh, boy...this looks like it's gonna call for a special intervention |
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*snaps on her rubber gloves*
Just relax, sweetie, this won't hurt ....
for more than a couple of days....
;-)
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Wed Jan-19-05 04:14 PM
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53. ouch, ouch, ohhhh, yyyyaaa, may i have another? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:04 PM
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34. It's called immortality, pal! |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:01 PM
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28. I have PMS, too. *##!#$!$!*r870$#$!#!*&(_*-&*)&. Don't you agree? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:01 PM
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29. Have some ice cream. It does wonders. (nt) |
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:14 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:03 PM
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32. Why aren't you in bed..Bitch? |
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sorry...when I had PMS, I always went to bed. I could get so ugly, that I couldn't even stand myelf. Was that me?
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:16 PM
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37. 'Cause I'm at work ... bitch! |
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:7
Reason #2 - it's just moodiness today. No physical ailments to speak of. Just mental. (heh)
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:04 PM
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33. did ya yell at your boss? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:17 PM
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38. Why would I yell at my boss? |
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When I can come here and yell at you, O Unworthy!?
;-)
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:05 PM
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*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*
"Well, how about this?"
*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*
"Well, how about this?"
*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*
"Well, how about this?"
*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*
"Well, how about this?"
*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*
"Well, how about this?"
*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:20 PM
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39. No. Does this bug YOU? |
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*hits kmla with an iron skillet*
"Well, how about now?"
*hits kmla with an iron skillet*
"Well, how about now?"
*hits kmla with an iron skillet*
"Well, how about now?"
*hits kmla with an iron skillet*
"Well, how about now?"
*hits kmla with an iron skillet*
"Well, how about now?"
*kmla passes out*
Hmmm... Guess not ... ;-)
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:27 PM
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41. It would only bug me if my face assumed the shape of the skillet... |
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... as usually happens in the "Tom & Jerry" cartoons...
P.S. This though occurred to me only when I regained consciousness.
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:39 PM
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I refuse, and you can't make me!
Bwa.
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:42 PM
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45. You VILL ask me un qvestion, gratuitouslessness! |
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or! you vill pay zee price!
Garage Queen: *dements*
gratuitous: *PH34RS!*
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:52 PM
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50. Throw down your weapons! |
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Run for your lives!
Look! Fluffybunnies!
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:59 PM
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Garage Queen: *looks for bunnies*
gratuitous: *bravely turned his tail and fled*
Garage Queen: *shakes pudgy fist at sky* "Curse you, gratuitouslessness! I'll get you, my pretty!"
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Wed Jan-19-05 04:51 PM
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You can't intimidate me (very much). My order from buy.com just arrived. Good thing it didn't come tomorrow, or I'd've had to send it back.
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:39 PM
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44. Oops, I wandered back by mistake! |
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Run everybody, save yourselves!!
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:44 PM
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47. Um, why do you look so worried gadget? |
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There's nothing to be afraid of ....
*nonchalantly fires up the chainsaw*
Nothing at all...
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:48 PM
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:scared: I was like, you know, just walkin' by...but I'm leaving. I'm not telling you what to do - 'cause I dare not - but it's okay for you to step away from that chainsaw now. But, before I leave - have I ever told you: :yourock: and :loveya: ? Well it's true, so :hug: Bye now!
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:55 PM
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51. Awwwwww... I (heart) you, gadget! |
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C'mon, give us a hug!
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I said gimme a hug, dammit!
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:47 AM
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61. Today's a new day, Queen |
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NOW I can give you a hug!
:hug:
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:43 PM
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46. Okay. What makes you think anyone wants to hear about it? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:46 PM
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48. Fair question. Let me ask you one: |
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What makes you think you're gonna get out of here alive?
:*
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Wed Jan-19-05 04:22 PM
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54. I have powerful friends |
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:30 PM
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56. I'll email you some Ativan. |
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Things will be rosy again in about an hour.
:hi:
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:45 PM
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58. I have horrible cramps |
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back hurts, can't stand anybody, feel exhausted.... I've had cramps for 2 mother f'in weeks. I'm sitting down right now with a beer and a bottle of Premsyn PMS trying to decide which would work better. And now, my bra is driving me crazy.... I have to get out of this freakin' thing. Its killing me.... I can't take it another second..... Why does everybody hate me? Why didn't I tip the poor guy that brought my lunch more. He had to travel through the snow, and he looked cold.... :cry:
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:47 PM
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59. Why are you bragging about it? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:51 PM
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60. Do you get the urge to kill me like my ex wives did? |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:48 AM
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62. Would you like a cookie? |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:50 AM
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63. dickhead is taking the oath now!!!! |
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chimp's next!
how does THAT make ya feel?
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