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Wed Jan-19-05 01:53 PM
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I have PMs. Ask me anything. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:56 PM
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1. Are they from friends or stalkers? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:57 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:58 PM
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3. I don't allow those here. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:59 PM
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4. They're under my porch. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:59 PM
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5. Why not just go to the bathroom instead of posting about it? |
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Oh, wait - sorry. My mistake.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:01 PM
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6. You make a lot of mistakes, don't you? |
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3006 of them, by my count.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:05 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:06 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:10 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:17 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:08 PM
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9. don't touch them, you don't know where they've been. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:09 PM
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10. I got some of those finger condoms from the office-supply store. |
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So I can touch them safely.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:11 PM
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12. Anything interesting? |
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Candid pics, marriage proposals, amusing tirades...?
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:17 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:14 PM
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13. wHEN'S tHE sHIT gOING dOWN? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:17 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:21 PM
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17. iS tHE fAT mAN gOING dOWN? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:26 PM
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18. You should know better than to ask. |
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Didn't you get the message? No sex threads.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:27 PM
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19. wAKE uP aND sMELL tHE cOFFEE. |
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tHE sTARLING fLIES aT mIDNIGHT, tHEN tHE fAT lADY sENDS tHE fAT mAN dOWN.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:34 PM
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20. Who are you calling fat? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:36 PM
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21. i oNLY kNOW oF oNE pART oF yOU tHAT'S fAT, bABY. |
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yOU dO hAVE aN eNGORGED sPLEEN.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:36 PM
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Have at thee, scoundrel! :o
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:38 PM
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24. yOU aIN'T gONNA dUEL wITH tHAT sPLEEN, bABY. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:43 PM
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26. I think I'm going to steal your drugs. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:50 PM
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tHE cROCODILES wILL sTOP yOU.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:38 PM
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23. How come a woman will viciously attack a man for suggesting that |
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a change in her behavior is attributable to PMS, but after the PMS is over, and she's returned to normal, she can say, "Oh, I'm sorry for acting like a psychotic loon, I was having PMS."
Sorry, I forgot to be funny.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:40 PM
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We're all a little bit insane.
It balances out with men's stupidity quite nicely, I think.
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:47 PM
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28. Bullshit. I've never accused you of having PMS. |
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And how long have we been married?
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:03 PM
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