Condi confirms what you've known all along about the Emperor

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

:evilgrin:

[burythehatchet]

1. I came this close to coming?

or

w's johnson is about yay big?

or

...so I sqeezed his nuts between my fingers, like this..."

[barb162]

2. lol, you mean it's even that big?

[aden_nak]

3. There is a "hot dog down down a hallway" joke I refuse to make.

See? I'm being good.

SEE!

[Done]

4. "We came this close to finding WMDs"

or maybe,
"We came this close to having enough troops in Iraq"
"We came this close to doing something to stop 9-11"
"We came this close to balancing the budget"
"We came this close to ..."

[dean_dem]

5. "I'm crushing your head!"

"How dare you impugn my integrity...I crush your head!"