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Wed Jan-19-05 08:36 PM
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I was trying to do something nice, all handyman-buildy-like, on Monday. I smashed a big metal pole into my right ribcage, and it hurt, but it went away and I didn't think much of it. Made it through yesterday, a little sore but no worse for wear.
Then last night I woke up from the pain. Been unable to move my right torso without it feeling like I'm being stabbed in the chest. This really sucks.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:37 PM
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1. You shouldn't have posted anything in the body of the message. |
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That subject line was a perfect mind-bomb as is.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:39 PM
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2. I broke your respiratory system. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:40 PM
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4. Not so fast, Chauncey. |
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I broke three of your chakras....uh,"booyah." I guess.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:41 PM
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7. I told you to lay off the zen voodoo, Koolzip. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:43 PM
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9. Yer right, I'm sorry. Can you still lactate? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:44 PM
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11. Only the milk of human violence. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:45 PM
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13. I can dig. Me, I tore a ball recently. |
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GALLONS of Ben-Gay, homie!
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:48 PM
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16. Unfortunately, it was South of the Border Paul's ball... |
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...that you tore and then dumped gallons of Ben-Gay on.
Which probably explains why we haven't seen him recently.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:52 PM
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20. No, the reason you haven't seen him recently is that your tit pain is |
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blinding. Hell, *I'*m feeling a bit of soreness in the nips right now.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:55 PM
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24. You told me to bite harder. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:58 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:39 PM
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Sorry, I just happened to re-read "The Death of Ivan Ilyich" last night.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:40 PM
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I thought I broke my ribs once (that was the most pain I've ever been in -- this takes second place). The HMO doctor looked at the X-ray and said "you no fracture -- you take Tylenol." I said "fuck you."
Okay, I didn't, but I wanted to.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:40 PM
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6. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
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:cry: Oh shit that's funny!
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:42 PM
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I wish Skinner would re-ban your ass. :P
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:44 PM
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12. Can it, you dicks! The Man WANTS us to fight! |
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:46 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:50 PM
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19. I'm starting to harbor suspicions that you ARE indeed "Down with Whitey." |
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Or that could be a spelling mistake and I am suspicious that you are a big Whitey Houston fan and this whole broken tit thing is a ruse designed to skew our prying eyes away from your tape collection and onto your sunken, hairless chest.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:54 PM
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22. You're down on Whitey. |
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And my chest is hardly hairless -- just the bits aside from my nipples.
Ah, my glorious tufted jewels.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:56 PM
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I shave my areolas and then rouge them with dove's blood. Old family tradition.
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:00 PM
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29. Your family is fucked-up. |
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I hope you at least eat the dove.
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:04 PM
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32. No, I have the aging lead singer of an early-70's Heavy Metal band |
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do it for me: Eric Bloom of Blue Oyster Cult and John Garner of Sir Lord Baltimore are on the Koolzip Family payroll.
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:13 PM
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38. I think Buck Dharma may be my real dad. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:16 PM
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40. Really? I'm related to Roger Glover of Deep Purple..... |
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....in that we both play bass badly.
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:17 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:49 PM
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18. HA HA! Stop it - you're hurting my ribs!! |
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:55 PM
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23. If it didn't hurt to live, I would personally come to CT and kick your ass |
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:56 PM
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27. Oh great - now I peed myself! |
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Hee hee thanks alot ha HA HAHAHAHA!!!!
Asshole!
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:44 PM
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10. Could be inflamed cartilage... |
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Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 08:44 PM by Solon
I know, I had it on my Sternum thanks to being rear ended in a car accident. Seat belt saved my life, but left a hell of a mark on my chest. Had pressure on my heart and it hurt like hell the next day, took steroids for 2 weeks to bring down the swelling. Hope you feel better.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:46 PM
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14. It's probably more the impact from the bone... |
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...on the underside of the pectoral. Yeah, I've probably got a bone bruise, but the worst of the pain feels muscular.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:49 PM
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my entire chest wall was inflamed, could hardly breathe without cussing up a storm, it hurt so bad. Probably best to get it checked out regardless of whether or not it is really serious.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:53 PM
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21. I will if I'm still feeling this bad tomorrow. |
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I can handle anything for a day (well, I should probably get any angina checked out, but bone/muscle stuff should be fine). But if it persists or (good God) worsens, I'll see the doc.
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Wed Jan-19-05 08:56 PM
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25. A good set of pec implants will keep this from ever happening again |
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:00 PM
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30. Al's got silicon allergies, so implants are right out. |
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Apparently he's got no allergy to denim, though. Maybe you should stuff a pair of 501's between your ribcage and breast-skin, Al....?
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:04 PM
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33. Hello, moron. Saline. |
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:02 PM
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I'll have to consider that. I could use a little lipo on my moobs, too.
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:06 PM
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35. "Moobs?!" You mean "Golden Bozos," right? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:09 PM
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37. "Golden?!" You mean "Ashen and Pallid as to Death," right? |
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:13 PM
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39. Are we still talking about the HedgeLumps? |
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I guess they'd be pretty pale.
"Turn off your high beams, Al! I'm goin' blind over here!"
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:04 PM
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34. Have someone kiss it and make it better. :-D |
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:07 PM
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36. Are you volunteering? |
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