My dog hates it when I dance. How do you annoy your pets?

[cags]

He always bites me and tries to pull me to the ground to get me to stop.

[MercutioATC]

1. The cattle prod really annoys my cat...

:evilgrin:

[koneko]

2. 'scoopies'

I get my kitties going when I start saying, "scoopy, scoopy" - they just KNOW that they're about to be scooped up for a big hug when I do that. . . and they are NOT huggy-type kitties.

Either that, or I start following them. That gets them really paranoid. :evilgrin:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

5. Sounds like my two girls.

Unless they're sleepy, they run from me because they know they are going to get held and petted on.

[mhr]

3. We Want Pictures - We Want Pictures

eom

[peekaloo]

4. I sing

badly

[RetroLounge]

6. Well, the last two I put to sleep

I would guess that annoyed them...

RL

[cags]

8. Oh thats rotten

[RetroLounge]

9. Yeah, it was kinda rotten.

Actually I used to dance in front of my dog and it drove her nuts, barking and jumping on me. Also, blowing in her face would make her snap at the air, as would the garden hose spraying in front of her.

The cat I just ignored, as it was my wife's and I hate cats.

Put them both to slepp only because they were old and real sick.

Miss the dog...

RL

[Blue Diadem]

7. We used to

wait until he went to sleep, then we'd make a fart sound. That poor dog would jump awake and look at his rear and sniff the air. Then he'd come leap on us because we'd be laughing at him.

[Dastard Stepchild]

10. I poke the cats' fat bellies...

They really don't appreciate it, but they have such wonderfully fat bellies that I just cannot resist the urge to poke them with my finger.

This is not the best belly shot, but it gives some indication of the fatness.

[Blue Diadem]

12. I'm a belly poker too!

My grandkitty loves to roll over and show me her belly. Of course, I have to touch it..then she bites me.

[Dastard Stepchild]

14. That's awesome :)

On the kitty in the picture, I am a bit of an ear-tugger, too, since the ears are actually quite large. I have a thing for poking, prodding and pulling on the critters I love :)

[Zuni]

24. Grandkitty!!!

that is what my mother calls my kitty

[qnr]

16. Hmmm that's the neatest disorganized mess I've seen in a while n/t

[Dastard Stepchild]

19. LOL :)

That's just the one side of a very long desk. The computer side remains a tad bit more tidy than the undocumented non-computer side. It's a sea of papers, pens, mail, food baggies and cats.
:)

[Cadence]

11. My dog hates it when I make that ptthhhttthffthht sound at him

by sticking my tongue out and blowing. He HATES IT! He runs and hides under the bed and won't come out. I can't figure out for the life of me why, I just try not to do it. :shrug:

[cags]

13. My other dog freaks out over umbrellas, cameras, scissors & whoopie

cushions. She tries to kill them

[TheCentepedeShoes]

20. LOL !!

Mine too! He gets into this "stance" with his front legs planted wide apart and his butt in the air with the tail going. Then he starts barking and running around the house. We have wood floors so his legs make like a cartoon dog.

[grace0418]

15. My cat hates when I whistle

He starts complaining bitterly

[kodi]

17. saxophone music drives them plumb crazy and they get to howling

esp. coltrane, perhaps they are charlie parker fans.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

18. Simba HATES my 49er Starter jacket

If I want to send him running, I take it out of the closet. He burrows under the covers and won't come out until I assure him that the jacket is safely back in the closet. Monty becomes a hissing bully when I turn the vacuum cleaner on.

[Jessica]

21. My cat hates it when

I talk on the phone - she glares at me & twitches her tail. Cracks me up.

[ProfessorGAC]

22. I Let My Guitar Feedback

The dog howls. I'm not sure he's annoyed though. When i pull a guitar off the wall and plug in, he runs right over to the amp and sits down and waits for me to start playing. I can do some noodling, so two handed stuff and then hold a note. He won't make a peep until it starts to feedback. I think sometimes he thinks he's singing along. Then, i start the computer (drums and bass) and start playing a song and he jumps on the couch and just listens.

He probably thinks he's in the band! (Backup singer?)
The Professor

[Zuni]

23. closing my bedroom door when my cat is the living room

really annoys her---she always has to be in the same room I am, so when I am in the bedroom alone or the bathroom, she sits impatiently outside, often mewing

[Roon]

25. Take a bath..

I found out awhile back that my cat Barney HATES to see me in the tub. So from then on, every time I take a bath, I leave the door open so he can see me.

[noonwitch]

26. My dog thinks the vacuum is her enemy

She barks at it and tries to bite it. There are teeth marks along the edge of it.

[Modem Butterfly]

28. Mine hates the vacuum too!

She will run scared when you turn it on. When you turn it off, she'll come back and bark and growl at it. Once, I unplugged it while it was still on and waited for her to come in and act tough. Then I plugged it in again. You should have seen that puppy fly!

[Love Bug]

27. I make my cats do the "happy kitty dance"

They also hate "The Avenging Squirt Bottle of Justice" :evilgrin:

[Freebird12004]

29. My Macaw tries to catch me touching her tail

maybe she thinks I'll put salt on it :silly:

[ellie]

30. My cats hate it when I sing

they look at me like they think I am in pain. I try not to be too insulted though. They are too cute.