2005 Inaugural Drinking Game

[Lone_Star_Dem]

Just got this in an email and thought I'd share.

Enjoy! :)


Join us on January 20th, where ever you are to play the inauguration drinking game. The rules are fairly simple, find a station showing the president elect driving to the podium for the speech. The drinking starts here:

-Take a drink everytime a protester throws an object at the motorcade
-Take a drink any time a protester gets the shit beaten out of him/her by law enforcement (soldiers beating on citizens counts too)
-Take a drink everytime a Bush supporter's sign is spelled incorrectly (Ex. the famous one of "Get a brain you morans")
-Chug for 10 seconds if the president is unable to make the traditional walk to the podium due to projectiles (this happened in 2001, be ready!)
If you've made it this far, the real fun begins with the inaugural address:
-Take one drink for every American flag surrounding the podium
-Drink everytime a variation of the word Freedom, Terror, Democracy, or 9/11 reference is used
-Drink everytime a reference to the brave members of our military is made
-Drink everytime he mentions social security being in imminent crisis (It can make it to 2042 according to the SS Admin)
-Drink everytime Dick Cheney has to be given CPR
-Drink everytime a Bushism is used (Hispanically, Misunderestimated, Nukular, ect.)
-Drink everytime he mentions having a mandate from the people (51% is not a mandate)
-Drink everytime he mentions God, Supreme Power, Allah, Yaweh, or Himself (In the context of religious authority)
Suprise Anouncements
-If in his address he declares war on Iran or any other Middle Eastern nation, chug an entire beer and burn your Selective Service card
-If he declares "Mission Accomplished" on any issue, chug an entire beer on principle alone
-If he fires ANY members of his cabinet who are responsible for starting the Iraq Invasion chug two beers (Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Perle, Feith, Rice, Rove, or Cheney)

This concludes the general public portion of the Inaugural Drinking game.

[LiberalEsto]

1. and kiss your liver goodbye! n/t

[rkc3]

2. I plan on being rip-snorting drunk by 12:10 this afternoon.