commander bunnypants
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:16 AM
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Poll question: my wife just left for 2 1/2 days. What should I do? |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:17 AM
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1. Need "All of the above" |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:21 AM
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8. yep - all of the above |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:18 AM
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2. What about do a super cleaning job to your house |
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so that she will come home to a wonderful clean house!
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:21 AM
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6. how do you know the house isn't already immaculate? |
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How stereotypical, assuming that the house will get messy with him in charge! ;=)
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:24 AM
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11. I'm not saying it isn't clean |
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but there is a difference in clean and CLEAN. Even the best of women and men rarely get the chance to superclean their houses that often... meaning dusting of the fan blades, wash curtains, clean oven, clean grout etc. I'd appreciate that if someone did that for me while I was gone and would probably treat them extra special when I got back.
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commander bunnypants
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:26 AM
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13. chill the house will be fine |
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Now where are those fireworks?
got a new stove installed today
CB
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:33 AM
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I thought the little wink & smile at the end showed that?
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:36 AM
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but this is a fun poll so I wanted to head off any potenial argument. cause chimp boy is doing his thing today and we need to smile
CB
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:19 AM
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:19 AM
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4. Clean the house so it's nice and tidy when she returns? |
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Don't forget under the rim. (I'm a wife -- we all stick together.)
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commander bunnypants
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:21 AM
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5. she has not had to clean the bathroom |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:27 AM
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:party: :toast: :smoke: you just enjoy yourself while she's away then :)
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:33 AM
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15. Wow, very impressed, You must get a lot of sex, n/t |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:45 AM
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I dont vacuum that much anymore
CB
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:56 PM
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LEAVE the house for 2-1/2 days, too. So it's not worse the wear and doesn't require any cleaning. Find a different place to do ALL THE ABOVE - ooops - that's Las Vegas!
Say, where's SHE going.....?
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Thu Jan-20-05 05:27 PM
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38. Hmmm, you sound like a husband |
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And you sound a little bit too expert in figuring out plans to keepg the house clean while simultaneously whooping it up. Give me your wife's phone number. I need to talk to her.
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:21 AM
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7. All of them, but I voted for the last one. nt |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:23 AM
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9. Love your sense of humor |
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so I voted for the last one.
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:24 AM
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10. As a wife myself, I insist that you sit in the closet and sob hysterically |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:25 AM
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12. Eat a block of cheese! |
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Nothing equates freedom better than putting some big teeth marks on a brick of cheddar.
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Jeff in Cincinnati
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:57 AM
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24. ...and drink milk straight out of the jug! |
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:39 AM
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18. Lounge around in your tattered underwear |
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now that she isn't there to harangue you.
Eat dinner (Kraft Mac & Cheese) out of the pot over the sink. With your hands.
Scratch your balls, then sniff your fingers. (Why *do* we do that???)
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:39 AM
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:44 AM
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20. Redecorate a room in the house, just for her |
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Well, that's what they do on TV
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:53 AM
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It's championship weekend man, get drunk, grill outside in the snow in a pair of boxers and snow boots, and yell at refs.
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Jeff in Cincinnati
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:57 AM
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Whenever my wife is out of town is to cook up a big plate of liver and onions. She won't let me do it when she's home because the smell makes her wretch.
Alternatively, I'll make a batch of pork hocks and sauerkraut. For that I have to promise to open the windows because the aroma does tend to linger.
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Thu Jan-20-05 11:58 AM
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Next time, can you invite me.... please?
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Jeff in Cincinnati
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Thu Jan-20-05 12:04 PM
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26. I've made it a goal in life... |
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To start a Liver Festival. Every other lesser food on the planet has a festival, so why not liver?!
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:01 PM
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after a while of eating that stuff don't your taste buds detereorate. (shudder)
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Jeff in Cincinnati
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:16 PM
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31. Not if you do it right... |
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The trick really is to undercook it just slightly. Over-cook the liver and you might as well be eating the soles of your shoes. Cooked until it's ever-so-slightly pink, and it retains its natural flavor. And turn it with a wooden utensil and not a fork -- that causes the juice to run out.
I know that for people who don't like liver, the aforementioned will sound like a page from Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook, but what the hell, it's an acquired taste.
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:29 PM
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liver only tastes terrible when it is overcooked.
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Thu Jan-20-05 12:04 PM
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27. I picked the last one, bubt you need to yell out |
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Randomly, "I'm Batman" that will make the last one work really well.
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Thu Jan-20-05 12:16 PM
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28. How did Porn and Beer Fest become |
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seperate options? Don't those go together? :D
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:09 PM
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30. Sounds like a poker night is in order. |
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Everybody bring all the money they didn't spend on "not one damn dime day" to CB's house!
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:18 PM
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32. How about commandeering the remote now that she's gone |
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:31 PM
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34. You could get a couple of whores, a case of liquor and a motel room |
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But that would be immoral!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:53 PM
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I think MAKE porn movie in cape and thong....
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:13 PM
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Call the guys over to drink beer and watch porn. Get royally plastered and you will do something similar to the last choice, after which, when you drink more, you will probably sit around crying.
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