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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:27 PM
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I just got an email saying I can increase my sperm by 500%
what do you suppose is 500% of 0?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:28 PM
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1. See?
There is truth in advertising!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:30 PM
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2. i'm onLy one man!
sorry, i had to add something Lamer than witty.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:30 PM
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3. I don't see why you couldn't
But if I told you how, I'd get banned!!!!!!!!!!!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:33 PM
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4. Sounds like a man-date is headed your way
;-)
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:35 PM
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5. I won't say it.
Yes I will.

Thats a mouthfull.:P
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:35 PM
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6. oh.... now we're sure to get deleted
that wasn't very nice.
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:49 PM
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7. 500% = zero but perhaps they will 'redouble their efforts'
then it will be a bigger zero.
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