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Thu Jan-20-05 01:53 PM
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Most satisfying BREAKING NEWS wish |
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I'll start:
SATANIC WORSHIP ROOM FOUND IN BUSH BEDROOM -
In other news, Ashley Simpson discovered to be mute - an entire sham
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Connie_Corleone
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:57 PM
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1. Breaking News: Bush Sex Scandal! |
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Impeachment hearing to begin immediately.
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:14 PM
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9. Bush has 2 other wives and one husband |
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he is a BIGAMIST
He gets impeached of course.....Cheney had an attack when he heard the news.
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Liberalynn
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:48 PM
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finally came back today and announced the entire world will be let back into the kingdom of heaven except right wing Christians, as they completely misinterpreted virtually everything he had to say.
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Maraya1969
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:57 PM
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2. BUSH CAUGHT WEARING LADIES PANTIES |
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:57 PM
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3. Evolution proven...no longer just a theory |
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In other headlines, W and Pickles are set to depart the WH under the worst Presidential scandal in our nation's history.
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:58 PM
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4. Everyone in the Bush Administration will be put on trial and found guilty |
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All US Troops will be heading home from Iraq and Afghanistan .
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Thu Jan-20-05 01:59 PM
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"Local man wakes up from 4 year coma and is invited to the second Gore inauguration."
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:01 PM
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Maraya1969
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:01 PM
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7. SEMEN FOUND ON BUSH'S LAPEL |
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DNA LINKS TO RUMSFELD............
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:10 PM
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8. "Andrew Card finds Jesus and tells the WHOLE truth about bu$hco" |
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It may take something like that to bring these nazis down.
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johnnie
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:19 PM
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10. Bush and Cheney found in compromising postion... |
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...in the Oval office. Cigars were reportedly being used.
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:26 PM
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11. JENNA BUSH: I'M CARRYING MY DADDY'S BABY! |
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That would make me laugh harder than anything.
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:28 PM
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12. Except her parents would make her get an abortion |
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Just like daddy did a while back. It's just the "little" people who aren't supposed to get them.
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:32 PM
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14. God is Really The Goddess |
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Edited on Thu Jan-20-05 02:33 PM by Liberalynn
she's back and ready to tell the right winged rednecks to bugger off.
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:40 PM
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16. "Jenna AND Barbara Bush: We are carrying our Daddy's baby!!" |
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And we are sooooooooooooo proud!!!
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:29 PM
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13. Ann Coulture found on her knees in oval office |
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:34 PM
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15. "American Citizens Finally Aware of the Blindingly Obvious" |
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Washington, D.C. -- American citizens today realized that their support of racial corporatists has been responsible for every major problem plaguing the nation and the world. When reached for comment, a spokesperson said, "Uh, we just now realized that corporate interests don't usually intersect with ours, and that we've been major enablers. Big time. Sorry. Our bad."
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Thu Jan-20-05 02:43 PM
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17. Bush caught saying, "I hate non-Christians. Why can't they leave?" nt |
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