10 more things Bush "vowed" today in addition to ending tyranny

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

1). Bush Vows to reunite The Beatles...ALL FOUR ORIGINAL MEMBERS.

2). Bush Vows to make sun rise in West, set in East...just because he can

3). Bush Vows to cut the record deficit in half before you get home from work tonight

4). Bush Vows to end crime in all 48 states (offer good in Continental U.S. only, sorry Alaska and Hawaii)

5). Bush Vows to make "Friends" spinoff "Joey" a bigger hit than "Friends"

6). Bush Vows to make San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl champs in 2005

7). Bush Vows to find his own ass without the aid of a sherpa or funnel

8). Bush Vows to buy Crest White Strips for his chain-smoking wife Pickles

9). Bush Vows to disclose Dick Cheney's undisclosed location, and then have every man, woman and child in the U.S.A. over for hot chocolate and smores

10). Bush Vows to never make a vow again to do something he is incapable of or uninterested in doing