I am Rudolph Giuliani, ask me anything

[Lenape85]

[Sanity Claws]

1. Why did your mother name you after a reindeer?

[Lenape85]

2. Because-a well, I saw-a my mama kissing-a Santa Claus

[Maat]

3. Are you a complete phoney-baloney?

Or what?

[Lenape85]

4. Its-a spelled-a bologna

[TroubleMan]

5. Did you pattern your law enforcement policies after the Gestapo

intentionally, or did it just happen that way by accident?

[Lenape85]

8. No, I-a patterned-a it-a after-a my idol a-Benito Mussolini

[Allenberg]

6. What's the REAL deal with Bernie Kerik?

[Lenape85]

7. Bernie, I bribe-a him to keep-a the charcoal in-a line-a

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Was that "drag" thing the moment in which you truly found yourself? (nt)

[Lenape85]

10. No, I aint-a no-a fairy-a, mama mia

[GreenInNC]

11. your mistress

Was it strange boinking your mistress while your wife was in another part of the house?

[Lenape85]

18. No-a, my a-little linguini loved-a it

[rppper]

12. speaking of boinking...isnt that hard to do with no prostate?

:evilgrin:

[Lenape85]

19. Hey, a-you shutta your mouth, OK

[welshTerrier2]

13. hi rudy ...

it looks like Captain Kerik blew up your whole damned Enterprise ...

how does it feel to be DOA for 2008 ???

[Lenape85]

20. I will-a win the Republican-a nomination in-a 08

[Nitrogenica]

14. How come you shaved off your mustache?

[Sanity Claws]

15. I laughed out loud!

[Lenape85]

24. Ay, donta you make-a fun of-a my mama

[Lenape85]

21. I dinta wanta look-a like-a my mama

[KamaAina]

16. When did you pick up that crummy Italian accent?

I don't recall you having it when you were mayor.

[Lenape85]

22. I bribe-a you witta 20-a dollar if-a you never speak-a of it-a again

[Jack Rabbit]

17. Would you lend Bernard Kerik $5 until payday?

??

[Lenape85]

23. Yessa I would, now letta never speak-a of it again

[Longgrain]

25. No.

[Lenape85]

28. Issa thata alla youa cana saya

[Longgrain]

29. No.

[Lenape85]

31. Wassamaddayou

[msgadget]

26. Did you have ANYTHING to do with the protest staged by the police

when you were running against Dinkens?

[Lenape85]

30. I love-a to giv-a liberals hotta leada doucha

I lova to seeya them inna orange-a jumpsuit

[msgadget]

33. Except for the bad accent, you could be him 'cause you didn't

answer the damned question! :eyes: (Was that "...hot lead douche"? you're a disgrace to your parochial school, Rudy!)

[Lenape85]

34. Isnta parochial a typa pollack food day stola from us Italians

ITALY UBER ALLES

[msgadget]

35. Shame on you, Rudy!

:spank:

[Lenape85]

36. Ah, me and-a Bernie lik-a to do-a that to prisoners

[msgadget]

38. ROFL! That's it, if you can't be stopped, I'm gonna have to ignore you.

:silly:

[Lenape85]

40. You shutta the fucka uppa

[msgadget]

41. That's it,

Elmo's coming to get YOU! You've been warned. :nuke:

[Lenape85]

42. No-a way-a, whatsa matta witta homosexual red puppet

Ida have sex witha it

[msgadget]

43. You better sleep with one eye open...

Elmo,Elmo,Elmo,Elmo,Elmo,Elmo,Elmo...

(you know you're secretly quaking, you and your buddy!)

[Lenape85]

44. I wanta to molesta Elmo

[msgadget]

47. You win, Rudy. I'll even vote for you

(yeah right!).

[Lenape85]

48. Cana thissa olda Italian mule hava sex witta you

[Solly Mack]

27. Did it taste like bananas?

[Lenape85]

32. Aye, no sex-a threads

[Left Is Write]

37. Is it dark in there?

You know, with your head in the hindquarters of the King.

[Lenape85]

39. Is-a itta darka in there witta ya head uppa John Kerry's ass

I meana, thosa coloredsa werra notta disenfranchised.

[UrbScotty]

45. Are you better off now than you were four years ago? (nt)

[Lenape85]

46. Yessa I ama better, Georgie gava me a taxacut

[American Tragedy]

49. When are you going to get that lisp fixed?

It irritates the hell out of me every time you open your mouth.

I had a speech impediment as a child, so I can recommend a great speech therapist - she's even a hypocritical right winger like you!

[Lenape85]

50. Wassamaddayou

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

51. What were you doing at World Trade Center 7 before the planes hit?

[Lenape85]

54. Dumping-a some-a da bodies

[Lori Price CLG]

52. How much money have you (Giuliani) made from 9/11? See this link:

http://1010wins.com/topstories/local_story_020122025.html

Rudy Giuliani Buys $4M Hamptons Mansion

Jan 20, 2005 12:19 pm US/Eastern
(1010 WINS) (NEW YORK) Rudy Giuliani and his wife, Judith, reportedly have bought a $4 million summer home in the Hamptons. The Daily News reports that the 6,000 square foot two story home has a distant view of the ocean.

<snip>

Real estate agents and Giuliani's spokesperson refused to comment on the purchase.

Lori R. Price
Gen. Mgr., Citizens for Legitimate Government
http://www.legitgov.org/

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[e-mail]

[Lenape85]

53. $5,913,593,467

[clovis29]

55. is it "Gyu"liani or "Juw"lianai?

[Lenape85]

56. JYOOLYIAHNI-A

[Lenape85]

57. Backa to-a the toppa