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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:20 PM
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My wife just asked me, if I were a woman, would I do Jon Stewart?
Edited on Thu Jan-20-05 10:20 PM by tuvor
She's finally decided that he's a hottie, I guess, and must've wanted some reassurance.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:20 PM
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1. Jon IS a hottie
Too bad he's taken. And has a kid.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:21 PM
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2. LOL I knew I'd get at least one reply like that right away.
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princehal Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:21 PM
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3. Ok
I'm NOT a woman, but I would do Jon.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:22 PM
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5. *sigh* how true.
:(
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:22 PM
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4. Well, don't keep us in suspense: WOULD YOU?!
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:25 PM
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7. I said yeah.
I guess he's cute. And he makes me laugh.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:23 PM
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6. I am, and I DEFINITELY would (if I weren't married). n/t
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:26 PM
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8. What do you mean???
Brad Pitt is single...

Ah, nevermind...
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StClone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:27 PM
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9. He is hot until the lad stands
Then he becomes a guy with short legs.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:27 PM
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10. When MY wife asked me something along these lines, my answer was
"Honey, if I was a woman, I'd be a lesbian and hit on YOU."
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 10:28 PM
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11. Damn, why didn't you tell me that ten minutes ago?????
:)
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