Time to check the headlines

[MichaelHarris]

Speech More Impressive in Print
Washington Post

No shit, especially when you have an idiot reading it. Next time just pass the speech around and let people read it so Bonzo doesn't have to.


San Diego Union Tribune
Rice confirmation vote delayed
CNN

This is an easy one, she was told to have the floors and windows done before Bonzo got home and she wasn't finished. Her punishment, 2 week SOC timeout. No corporal punishment in the White House unless it's 1400 soldiers dying in Iraq.

Texans make journey to see inauguration
Houston Chronicle - 8 hours ago
WASHINGTON - Texans traded cowboy boots for rain boots, and sequin ball gowns for layers of sweaters and coats today to witness the beginning of the final presidential term of the native son they've watched for years

They took off those wife-beater tanktops and Wranglers so tight you could see veins pulsing for gowns and Tuxs. Only to get chili and beer stains on those rentals. I just hope it was the cowboys in the tux and not the gown.

China Daily
Blair: Prisoner abuse not be tolerated
Xinhua - 2 hours ago

Blair later replied, "Send them George, that's where we get a good deal on abusin'"

Cheney Says Israel Might 'Act First' on Iran
New York Times - 2 hours ago

Then ejaculated prematurly

Bush starts new term with aim of ending tyranny
CTV

His or someone elses?

Cheney puts Iran at top of trouble list
Seattle Post Intelligencer

Following a meeting with ENRON of course.

Mixed feelings arise after inauguration
Purdue Exponent - 48 minutes ago
The Purdue College Republicans remain confident in the president’s leadership, although the Purdue College Democrats voiced their concerns with the president’s neglect of domestic issues.

When I was in college and we had a pres like bush our mixed feelings were whether we were gonna get our ass shot off in a jungle somewhere. Those boys may need to re-think their fears.