Well Rabrrrrrr I'm down to cats, no dime day, or funny freeper posts

[MichaelHarris]

My thread topic choices are dwindling fast. I'll chear us up by finding some goofy cat picture, we will get some good OOooooo and AWWwwwwws with that.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Ask me anything!

[MichaelHarris]

2. it's real scientific but

if you eat mac and cheese and get sick later it comes back in it's original form. why is that? Is that just the mystery of the roni?

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Hot dogs are like that too. I have NO idea why!

I suggest throwing up after every meal to do further research.

Every time I've barfed up frankfurters, though, it smells fuckin' GREAT.

[MichaelHarris]

4. HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha

man that would look funky coming back up. Was it a plumper or just your plain Oscar Meyer?

[MichaelHarris]

5. I wonder how much a

Dental Floss tycoon makes in Montana?

[RandomKoolzip]

7. I dunno 'bout dat, but I do know that St. Alphonso is the Patron Saint

of The Smelt Fishermen of Portuguese Extraction, FWIW.





("TAX THE CHURCHES!")

[MichaelHarris]

8. Whereupon

I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I want a garden!!

I want a garden where the trees have no leaves...

[RandomKoolzip]

12. This one's called "Broadmoor."

CAKES! CAKES!

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Oh, you mean Kindergarten!

That's what I was just thinking - he's out in the lobby getting a blowjob.

[RandomKoolzip]

20. So, Rabrrrrr, since you're here, lemme ask you:

What the hell is "Butzis?!" Zappa's band constantly makes this reference, but it's never been properly explained to me.

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. I'm not sure. Best I could figure is that it's the name of a manager,

or promoter, or someone like that.

[MichaelHarris]

14. Rabrrrrrr we got slapped down a couple of times tonight

we gonna got for a trifecta?

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. We got slapped down?

When?

[MichaelHarris]

22. they locked our

poo turtle posts

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Ah, that's right - which is sad, because it was a movie quote thread,

not a bodily function thread.

Oh, well.

[MichaelHarris]

27. I gave up the fight

I just post um and let someone else weed um out.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. The muffin man is seated in the kitchen of the

Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.....arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil, he pooots forth a generous quality of dried muffin remnants....later he says:

"Some people prefer cupcakes. I, for one, care less for them."

[clovis29]

13. the Muffin Man? where does he live?

[RandomKoolzip]

17. The UMRK.

[clovis29]

19. OIC

[MichaelHarris]

18. Cheepnis

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real good
Then I watched a movie
From Hollywood
(repeat)
Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Giant Spider?
The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the side of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate Japan

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Get the pants! We can't let it reproduce!

[MichaelHarris]

24. hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

he monster,
Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't stop it
Rockets can't stop it
We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Run to the shelter! My Baby! My Baby! Run to the shelter!

Run to the shelter! Run to the shelter! My Baby, My Baby! Run to the shelter! Run to the shelter!

[MichaelHarris]

28. And he topped it off with

As he stumbled on his ...
He was delighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock

"Oh St. Alfonzo would be proud of me"
He shouted down the block

[clovis29]

6. bummer, dude

[clovis29]

11. :(