Christians announce that Spongebob is gay.

[NNadir]

"Christian Conservative groups have issued a gay alert warning over a children's video starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney and a host of other cartoon favorites.

The wacky square yellow SpongeBob is one of the stars of a music video due to be sent to 61,000 U.S. schools in March. The makers -- the nonprofit We Are Family Foundation -- say the video is designed to encourage tolerance and diversity..."

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050121/music_nm/life_spongebob_dc

It's getting weirder and weirder here in ayotollah land.

[clovis29]

1. too much time on their hands

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Wow, really?

How do they know? He is a sponge.

[rawtribe]

7. He's not even

a sponge. He's a cartoon!

[Kurovski]

3. Takes one to know one.

Bloody nut-jobber closet-cases.

[GRLMGC]

4. I hate them

They've made me side with Spongebob, a show I hate with a passion. Damn these fundies! Nobody likes them. They need to stop pretending people do.

[General Zod]

5. Just when I thought the wingnuts couldn't get any nuttier.......

....they manage to outdo themselves.......

[orleans]

6. it's called projection

in psychology terms it means that the blablaFamilyFoundation really wants to F*** a sponge

or they want to F*** guys named bob!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Or guys with square pants?

[Maddy McCall]

8. Olbermann ripped them tonight! Said they need medication.

He warned his audience that watching the We ARe Family Foundation video could make you gay! LOL! What a riot he was tonight.

[CanuckAmok]

10. Oh, c'mon...who's their next target, Harvey Firestein?

These whackos are completely bats.

[msgadget]

11. If you want kids to avoid something,

you don't use every opportunity to point out colorful examples!

I don't get the gay fear AT ALL. Is EVERYTHING fun and quirky gay? Are all gentle males gay? What ISN'T gay?

[FM Arouet666]

12. Reality seems to elude them

Cartoon characters that are gay? This from a group that believes in a non-existent savior dying on a wooden cross thousands of years ago for their sins, so that they might go to heaven. I am becoming confused as too what is the real cartoon. How about sponge jesus to fix this horrible impasse in moral values?