Really cute -- letter to Dear Abby!

[Emillereid]

DEAR ABBY,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit
card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he
shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum
and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up
with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our
neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are
an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,
running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious in a big
way, although I don't quite understand it. One week he hangs out with
Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.
And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into wearing
uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the
same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly
creepy!

Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC

Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The
rest of us are stuck with him for four more years!

[alittlelark]

1. ROTFLMAO !!!!!

I was soooo suckered 'till the last 2-3 lines.

[Kire]

2. that one is so old

it probably dates back to 2001

still not bad, though

[msgadget]

3. You got me!

Oh man, that was a doozy! ROFL!

[Jamastiene]

4. ROFLMAO

I love this. I need more jokes. I'm heartbroken and need a pick me up off the floor. Of course, staying there and laughing will do. I always enjoyed the surreal feeling when I start to feel better because some wonderful person said something that brought me out of my self pity enough to be able to laugh, but not enough to make me want to get back to my regularly scheduled boring life. :-D

To whoever wrote this and to Emillereid: Thank you a million times for unknowingly being that kindhearted person.

[NGU]

5. LOL