CDC Warning: New Socially Transmitted Disease

[Earth_First]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of socially transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous high risk behaviors. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lecthym (Pronounced Gonna Re-elect Him). Many victims
have contracted it after having been screwed by the
Bush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years, and
failing to take adequate measures to protect themselves.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lecthym
include abrasive personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur
with a messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to
incorporate new
information into a rigid, antiquated world view; xenophobia; inability
to accept responsibility for actions; and a strong propensity for
categorical, all-or-nothing thinking.

This epidemic is out of control. The CDC reports it has already
resulted in brain death in over 59,000,000 Americans. Excessive
exposure to television, country gospel music, and yellow ribbon
asphyxiation are thought to be
contributing factors. New CDC Director Archbishop Burke has ordered a
halt to research into the disease after determining the disease is
incurable and is merely God's will.

Apparently, however, at least 55,000,000 of us have natural immunity
and are poised to lead a brief, but exciting life right after the
rapture begins and our afflicted fellow Americans ascend to their
eternal reward.

[ladjf]

1. Outstanding post. Exposure to malicious mind control

techniques will most definitely cause brain damage in the form
of cognitive dysfunction. The infected person is no longer capable
of making rational decisions based upon real world observation. Also, there is no know cure.

The science if mind control has progressed much further than the general public thinks.

[Bullwinkle925]

2. I never thought I would say this, but,....................

PLEASE BRING THE RAPTURE ON!

[TXlib]

3. heh heh

Good post.

Gave me a good Friday morning chuckle.