Earth_First
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Fri Jan-21-05 10:35 AM
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In the year two-thousand: |
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Edited on Fri Jan-21-05 10:46 AM by Earth_First
In the year two-thousaaaaaaaaand:
"While eating at a restaruant, a New York Yankees player will adminster the Heimlich Maneuver to a woman, promtpting the headline, 'Choking Victim Saves Choking Victim.'"
Edit: Spelling
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Richardo
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Fri Jan-21-05 10:38 AM
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Earth_First
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Fri Jan-21-05 10:40 AM
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2. Disgruntled Yankees fan are we? |
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Nitpicking at spelling and grammar? ;)
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Richardo
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Fri Jan-21-05 10:44 AM
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3. No, I'm a free-lance nitpicker. Ask anybody. |
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Edited on Fri Jan-21-05 10:44 AM by Richardo
I've got it worse - I'm a Pirates fan.
I do hate the Yankees, tho. IMO your joke would be funnier if the reader wasn't distracted by the misspelling.
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Fri Jan-21-05 10:47 AM
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Fri Jan-21-05 10:51 AM
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Right, Earth first? ;)
That was from the golden age of Conan O'Brien, before the writers caught the SNL disease and became obsessed with coming up with "realistic" sounding names for their characters.
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Fri Jan-21-05 10:55 AM
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I miss the 'golden age' you speak of.
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Fri Jan-21-05 10:55 AM
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Fri Jan-21-05 11:04 AM
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the pre-max wienberg hiatus, and the ever essential nightly La Bamba joke...
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Fri Jan-21-05 11:36 AM
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9. Don't you know the DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM? |
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