Did someone leave a window open?

[BurtWorm]

A fly just buzzed through here buzzing very loudly about how hated DU is. All that furious typing, and for what purpose?

[Aiptasia]

1. squish it

I hate noisy s*it flies.

[Renew Deal]

2. Your avatar is a gay sponge.

:wow:

[BurtWorm]

4. It did get squashed.

As soon as the smell of it caught the wind, it was flattened.

[tmooses]

3. Yep, I think he exposed himself with the term" welfare monkeys".

[MissMillie]

5. saw that... also saw the big fly swatter that got it. (n/t)

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[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Flies are unthinking beasts.

Therefore, they do the same thing mindlessly, again and again. You just have to keep swatting them.

[Bunny]

7. They hatch their eggs in shit, too!

:D

[BurtWorm]

10. Sometimes these little flies escape and manage to get back

with mangled wing and three fewer legs to their pals in the shit pile, and they regale them with tales of their great adventure inside the house. "boy i really told those humans, i did. ha ha." And the other flies all buzz admiringly, unanware that the humans didn't really catch what the fly said other than "bzzt."

Poor little flies. ;)

[hickman1937]

8. I zoned out in the middle of the

third sentence. They need some new material.:boring:

[kick-ass-bob]

9. damn! I leave to actually do some work and I miss that?

*sigh*

[BurtWorm]

11. It lasted about a second.

This thread is my way of trying to make it worthwhile for the poor little schmuck, since it went through all that typing and no one quite caught what it said.