Damn. I've just disemboweled myself. Need medical advice.

[DrWeird]

Should I make an appointment with my doctor, or just stuff it back in and pretend nothing happened?

[notadmblnd]

1. you could stuff it in a tupperware bowl

and make soup later?

[MissMillie]

2. EWWWWWWWW

nasty

[Sanity Claws]

31. lol

[Dookus]

3. See a homeopathist

[underpants]

4. Did Spongebob have anything to do with this?

Just wondering

[underpants]

6. Oh and I will add---Neosporin

it is your friend

[KamaAina]

5. Have you been saying bad things about Bush** again?

Naughty, naughty. Now go sew yourself up and start acting like a real American for once. </sarcasm>

[txaslftist]

7. O come on. Do you really need bowels?

y cn gt lng fn wtht thm.

[DrGonzoLives]

8. Go get a crystal

and meditate on its harmonic properties while drinking homeopathic healing water.

[hickman1937]

9. Locking.

DUers are not qualified to give medical advise.

[arwalden]

28. You'd think that... wouldn't you?

[ladjf]

10. You are going to need a large needle with strong thread, quickly.

[sui generis]

11. stop doing the brown acid

it's just a scratch.

[Schema Thing]

12. Got a stapler?

Don't waste this opportunity to be the envy of everyone with the slim and trim new you!

[DS1]

13. If your guts reach long enough, go to Home Depot and get a Blow Torch

then cauterize the wound.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. On the bright side, you won't be full of shit anymore.

:o

[LDS Jock]

15. I don't think we can give medical advice

see your local doctor

[Beetwasher]

16. Make a Lasso Out Of It! It's Fun and Educational! Oooh Look! A Spleen!

n/t

[Mabus]

17. Hmmm! sausage!

Just a thought.

[Worst Username Ever]

18. This last time that I decapitated myself

I used a needle and thread. Ductape only works temporarily. Hurts a bit more, but worth it in the end. Try advil for the pain.

[TXlib]

19. Like this?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp

[LDS Jock]

22. that is nasty n/t

[notadmblnd]

23. wow, thats what I call

really blowing it out your ass.

[newsguyatl]

34. without a single doubt

the most disturbingly disgusting picture i've ever seen.

[Solly Mack]

20. dip them in paint and create innard art

art that comes from deep inside you :)

[SOteric]

21. You just need a little duct tape.

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

24. No, don't go to the doctor... I've got a great recipe for sweetbreads...

then you can just put half of it back in and eat the rest.

[giant_robot]

25. Here ya go.

[arwalden]

26. For Alternative HEALING... Go Here...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=245

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Lay on your left side. It always seems to work for me.

...

[Liberal Veteran]

29. Just shove it back in and sprinkle some salt on it to prevent infections.

You'll be fine.

[bif]

30. Have a beer and forget about it.

[El Fuego]

32. You're pretty much toast. Sorry. Au revoir, O Gutless One.

[jswordy]

33. First, read the future in...

...the pattern your guts made as they spilled out, as the Romans once did after making sacrifices.

[Moderator]

35. Locking

Please refrain from bodily function posts.

Thank you.