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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:41 PM
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How can I tell whether I'm dating a girl sponge or a boy sponge?
I looked, but I just can't tell.

Plus, I think it's an alcoholic. You should see it suck up wine!
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BBradley Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:42 PM
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1. I thought sponges were asexual...
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:43 PM
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2. I thought that too but I was an average bio student
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ladjf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:44 PM
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3. If you don't know, then you have no business dating.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:44 PM
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4. Does it wear Birkenstocks?
:)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:45 PM
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5. Isn't this a sex thread?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:46 PM
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7. Thank you!!!
I hate it when people confuse "sex" and "gender"!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:45 PM
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6. sponges are hermaphroditic, I believe.
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physioex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:46 PM
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8. Check out CNN.....
This is soo hilarious.......
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:47 PM
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9. My 8 yo ds calls spongebob
Phylum Porifera Pants (we think it's quite witty).
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:54 PM
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10. Ask Gothic Sponge!
He may be able to answer your question.

Goths know an awful lot.
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kslib Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:54 PM
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11. The coconut bikini top.
Duh.
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