You know you've been on DU too long when...

[kick-ass-bob]

You see a canister of "Hand Kleen" hand wipes and think of Kleeb jokes...


Post your own:

[MissMillie]

1. Hand Kleeb?

ok.... that is funny.

[Tweed]

2. You hit the refresh button more than clicking on threads

[Ariana Celeste]

11. lol... I second that one! eom.

[Worst Username Ever]

Someone well-meaningly mentions keeping you in their prayers and

you automatically start thinking of tombstone pizza.

[JohnKleeb]

3. You learn how to play poker from a DUer

true story that.

[franmarz]

4. You know you have been on DU too long when.......

Your hubbie asks in a very sarcastic tone--are we planning to have dinner tonight, or should I go get chinese take-out.

[bearfan454]

16. Tell him to wait his ass Mom..................Stevo

[pres2032]

5. you spend your time NOT on DU

thinking up witty threads to post on DU

[underpants]

12. Okay I will admit I do that

but then I've always thought up stuff to amuse myself it's just that now I can post them for posterity's sake.

[Guy Fawkes]

6. You get hungry whenever you see a suspicious post...

[kick-ass-bob]

7. HAHAHAHA!

I love pizza!

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. Your friends start reminding you that "moron" is spelled with two "o"s

...not an "o" and an "a". And you've started using "misunderestimate" in sentences more often than you'd like.

[billyskank]

17. I do that all the time!

Bush has infected my mind, and now whenever I mean "underestimate" I always say "misunderestimate!" How can I be cured?

[sundog]

9. you dream about it

ok, so I'm like at a beach & I'm responding to a very long thread, but there's a skyscraper :wtf:

[Downtown Hound]

10. Ha! You beat me to it!

I never remember them, but I know DU has shown up in my dreams before. Maybe it's best that I don't. :scared:

[MisterP]

14. I dreamt Yushchenko was chasing me in a mall

[BurtWorm]

13. You come up with copycat threads for every subject line in your e-mail box

:evilfrown:

[dback]

15. You click over to Townhall.com/columnists for "the other side"

But then I scurry right back to here to "right" myself. :)

[hippiechick]

18. Your hands automatically type www.democraticunderground.com

anytime they're near a keyboard, and you're not even looking at it.



:hippie: