I'm a single white straight Christian drugfree gal who loves SpongeBob

[LynneSin]

Is that wrong in some world?

[Guy Fawkes]

1. But if Spongebob makes kids gay, wouldn't people

who also enjoy the company of homosexuals enjoy spongebob?

[kick-ass-bob]

2. I'm a straight married white male who loves Spongebob.

Fucked up, eh?

[LynneSin]

Does your wife know about your lil, um, "problem"

:eyes:

[kick-ass-bob]

9. ain't nuttin little 'bout my 'problem', darlin!

:P

[BurtWorm]

3. You're sick!

Drug-free?! :wtf:

[LynneSin]

5. Never got into the 'gateway' drug pot and it all went downhill from there

:eyes:

[BurtWorm]

14. Where is Spongebob going to take you, huh? Ever thought about that?

What's next? Tinky winky? :o

[skypilot]

4. Not right now...

...but it will be when SpongeBob turns you into a lesbian Atheist pothead. Because, you know, that's his mission.

[LynneSin]

Will I finally get my free toaster when that happens

because basically I'm tired of untoasted bread

[skypilot]

16. According to the wingnuts...

...we can ALL toast our bread in Hell.:scared:

[yardwork]

13. Don't forget witch! SpongeBob turns people into lesbian atheist witches

who are drug addicts. And welfare moms. And hippies.

[skypilot]

17. ...and traitors...

...and communist and terrorists. Don't forget terrorists.

[proud patriot]

6. If loving spongebob is wrong , I don't want to be right

;-)

[arwalden]

15. Oh Brother!!

That's the corniest... and funniest thing I've read all day! :hi:

[livinginphotographs]

7. You won't be for long.

That evil spongebob has plans for you. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[elperromagico]

8. It's not that only children and potheads watch Spongebob.

It's just that they're the main audience. :D

[Pirate Smile]

10. I'm a married, white, straight, Christian,drug and alcohol free, mother of

three, who loves Spongebob!

Is that wrong in some world?

[LynneSin]

11. I'm calling child services - you let your children watch sponge bob?

:crazy:

[SmileyBoy]

12. Did you see the movie??

Funny as hell.

[Misunderestimator]

18. I'm a monogamously coupled white lesbian atheist gal who hates SpongeBob

damn... we must have them all confused.

[LynneSin]

19. I heard a rumor of where you're at!!

I told a certain someone to sneak into your room in the middle of the night!!!

[Misunderestimator]

22. Don't get me started on the room...

(j/k when you read this, NSMA)... we'll be going away a bit this weekend... and it's looking positive for a potential move for me some time vaguely in the near future... :hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

21. you are making my avatar cry!

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

23. Ok, hate was a little strong....

c'mere little spongy... let me pat your head... good little gay boy. :)

[x-g.o.p.er]

20. I am a straight married father of three who watches Spongbob with...

my youngest daughter. And we laugh like there's no tomorrow.

So I'm either encouraging homosexual behavior, which is a sin according to Falwell, or laughing at the homosexual lifestyle, which is also a sin if I am to love my neighbor, or if I am to do unto others as I would have other do unto me. Also according to Falwell.

So either way you slice it, I'm going to Hell.

Dammit, and I was having SUCH a good day.

[LynneSin]

24. You know what hell is for me?

Ending up in the same place as Jerry Falwell!

[x-g.o.p.er]

25. LOL

With Jimmy Swaggert as his trusty sidekick.

[Mike Daniels]

26. FREAK!!!!

:)

[underpants]

27. Yeah you need a man to complete you

I have spoken on this matter.

[jonnyblitz]

28. I guess I missed the spongebob story. I better do some googlin'

i have an idea what it will be about based on all these threads. :eyes:

[LynneSin]

29. Remember Falwell and Teletubbie Tinky Winky...

...well it seems that SpongeBob's soul purpose in life is to convert small children into homosexuals

Go figure!