I am a white, something, straight guy

[JohnKleeb]

and I like playing with sponges. Really I forgot I what I was last night, I thought I was Jewish and then I like got really mad when I Got called Italian.

[davidinalameda]

1. pass that bong!

and take another big hit!

[JohnKleeb]

2. hah not high anymore sadly

[Lavender Brown]

3. Please clear up this Italian business

Before I kick your ass. What is this all about? :)

[JohnKleeb]

4. I am Irish-German-Eastern European

I asked what I was if I wasn't Jewish, and I was told "Well youre Irish, German, Italian," I was like uhhhh excuse me but I am not Italian. Nothin wrong with bein Italian, its just I am not.

[Lavender Brown]

6. Ok

:)

[JohnKleeb]

8. I even named the presidents last night with

commentary on the 20th century ones.

[Lavender Brown]

9. That must have been some party

[JohnKleeb]

12. wasnt really a party

[Spider Jerusalem]

10. Except you probably are, if you could go back far enough.

I'm English, Irish, Dutch and German, but go back far enough and I have Italian ancestors myself...

[JohnKleeb]

11. Its really doubtful

I am sure I have some Italian blood by marriage, I am Ukrainian by marriage, hell by that standard I am also black by marriage too, since my grandfather's niece married a black man.

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. Not that doubtful.

In fact, it's almost a mathematical certainty...go back 40 generations and the number of ancestors you have is MORE than the number of people alive on the planet at the time, by a significant number...1,099,511,627,776 direct ancestor places at 40 generations, and maybe 300-500 million people on the planet...which means, if your ancestry is almost entirely European, odds are you're descended from probably EVERYONE who was alive at the time and left descendants...which means there are going to be some Italians in there.

[JohnKleeb]

14. Thats interesting

I wonder on who's side of the family though has more of it.

[TrogL]

5. I'm not convinced

and I like playing with sponges. Really I forgot I what I was last night, I thought I was Jewish and then I like got really mad when I Got called Italian

Jeez, and that's AFTER editing? :wtf: is he on?

[JohnKleeb]

7. I am still hungover ok

[nickgutierrez]

15. No sex threads.

:D