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Fri Jan-21-05 04:01 PM
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| so this old boy farmer in Arkansas |
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Edited on Fri Jan-21-05 04:14 PM by txaslftist
is settin' there a hoein' his field.
His son comes up, without a word, picks up another hoe and starts a'hoein right there beside him.
"Son, what the hell're you doin'?" Asks pap. "Ain't you supposed to be on your honeymoon?"
"Daddy, I jest couldn't stay married to that gal. She was a virgin, daddy."
"Son, you done the right thing. If'n she ain't good enough fer her family, she ain't good enough fer our'n."
Here's the rules: If you post a reply, you gotta say what state your from, then the next poster has to aim one of these nips at YOUR state.
Stand and deliver, wittish ones.
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:05 PM
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| 1. The first time I heard that is was about a Texas cowboy. |
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:13 PM
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| 2. From the Ohio Bar Exam: |
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If a husband and wife get divorced, and the period for appeal lapses, are they still brother and sister?
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:24 PM
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| 3. First time I heard that it was the Texas Bar Exam. Go figure! |
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:27 PM
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| 4. Va.-I always heard that as a West BY GOD Virginia joke |
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but then my whole family is from WV so it is either WV or Ohio jokes.
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:31 PM
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Have at it -- should be easy. :D
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| Guy Fawkes
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Fri Jan-21-05 05:07 PM
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| 12. Wi- I heard they opted out of a good state slogan at the last minute... |
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"West Virginia, where your sister is realy your mommy!"
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:43 PM
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| 6. Wisconsin Checks in - Here come |
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the dumd swede jokes. Ollie Olson any one.
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Fri Jan-21-05 05:02 PM
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Why don't the Lake Michigan der just flow away down sout?
'Cause Wisconsin sucks, enay?
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:46 PM
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| 7. What's the one word that you'll never hear coming out of a Texan's mouth? |
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Checkmate.
:evilgrin:
(I once lived in Texas. I'm entitled.)
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:50 PM
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What is the difference between a Hoosier and a son of a bitch?
The Ohio River
Why did they build a bridge across the Ohio River?
So Kentuckians could swim across in the shade
And I've heard that joke applied to Kentuckians as well.
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:51 PM
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| 9. That joke is older'n dirt |
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and I have heard it told better. I now live in TN, work in AL, but have also lived in VA and IL. Heard it told in all those places, always about a neighboring state.
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Fri Jan-21-05 05:05 PM
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| 11. Eh... what do you call a person who lived in Tennessee... |
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Alabama, Virginia and Illinois?
Feller who couldn't pay his lot rent.
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