Jesus Was Gay

[iamjoy]

here's the evidence:

1) Look at the last supper. See any women?
2) He had mostly men around him.
3) He had women friends, but never married.
4) He was very close to his mother.
5) He wore robes and had long hair


this is in response to those religious extremists who think Sponge Bob Square Pants promotes a "gay lifestyle."

[alittlelark]

1. LOL !!!!........

but isn't that Mary Magdalene next to him at 'The Last Supper'? The Code ya know...

[Rowdyboy]

2. Look at the picture...1) There clearly is a woman...(see DaVinci Code)

2)Women stayed home
3)Why do you say that? Who knows?
4)Bullshit, so were my two straight brothers
5)Good point but not proof

Overall, my response would be, who cares? What difference would it make in his message of love and acceptance?

[iamjoy]

6. Unless His Message Was To Accept Homosexuals

the Falwells, etc wouldn't have liked it.

[Rowdyboy]

9. His message was clearly to accept homosexuals, along with

everyone else. Jesus welcomed lepers, prostitutes, and Jews who collected taxes for the Romans. At that time in history, in that society, those people were the lowest of the low-the bottom of the barrel, basically the same position gays in America hold today.

Of course the Falwells wouldn't have liked it-they're fundamentalist bigots, not Christians.

[Trajan]

3. Chuckles .....

Playin with fire, you are ....

I personally think he was a fancy boy .... and I understand one of the apocryphal books depicts Jesus exitting a tent with 'Naked Youths' .... but hey: coulda been some chickadees there too ...

I always presumed Spongebob was dickless .... completely asexual ....

WHO is it that puts the wang on a cartoon sponge ?

WHAT sick minds imagine cartoon sponges with genitalia ??? ...

The problem isnt spongebob: it's the freakish religious extremists who imagine innocent cartoons as sexual protagonists .... THEIR mind is revealed by this .....

Amazingly: Jesus, being 'sinless and pure', and the embodiment of the almighty himself, is metaphorically depicted as a virtual eunuch ....

Here you have a man WITH a penis, and they pretend he doesnt have one .... and there you have a cartoon/sponge character, who always seems to just want to have some good clean fun .... and THEY imagine him as sexually attracted to males .....

Crazy world ....

[Jamastiene]

5. good point there

It just shows that the "dirtiness" the religious right bigots see is coming from within themselves.

[Bob3]

8. True - As they say

The dirty mind is an infinite feast.

Or some such.

[jody]

4. In the society of the time, Jesus' behavior was typical of males.n/t

[Nitrogenica]

7. Clearly, 3000 verses in the Bible about poor people is gay!

Gay = Sensitive The Bible promotes the gay agenda!

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[alittlelark]

12. Ha.....Ha....... Ha...................really

[Bertha Venation]

11. are the Spongebob-is-gay freaks actually saying the words "gay lifestyle?"

Are they?