I am Cthulhu Ask meany thing

[7th_Sephiroth]

and i WILL EAT YOU

[Elidor]

1. Okay, I'll bite:

EAT ME!
:evilgrin:
No, I'm kidding, please don't…

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. *chomp*

:chtulhu:

[tmooses]

3. OK, Do you know who Clark Ashton Smith is?

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. want him mentally destroyed?

????

[iconoclastic cat]

12. Will Alone in the Dark Suck-diddely-uck?

Huh? Will it?

[7th_Sephiroth]

13. no, pleasenatly

it will be like phantoms, one of the movies they only break out every 4 or 5 years

[iconoclastic cat]

14. Yeah, Phantoms was pretty HPL-ish,

but they did not use Lovecraft's mythos, which was wonderfully constructed. It could've lived up to our high and gibbering standard.

Personally, though, I thought some of his best stuff was also not all mythos stuff, like The Rats in the Walls and all that.

[iconoclastic cat]

4. Slappity, slappity, slap, slap, slap!

I wave Yog Sothoththth's ambiguous genitals at you!

[Az]

5. Manditory Hello Cthulhu post

[iconoclastic cat]

9. Thank you. We may now proceed with the rest of the tour.

Here's your boat. Please try not to choke on Mr. Slater's hair.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. Ask meany thing?

Are you a dork? That's as "meany" as I can get right now.

[7th_Sephiroth]

15. you will be disembowled

with a sword so cold it will feel like a million hot needles burning away at your flesh

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

17. That's okay.

I always have intestinal troubles anyway.

[7th_Sephiroth]

18. and then, while still alive

flesh eating worms will be inserted into your intestines and the backstreet boys will be played

[Elidor]

8. Is it just me, or does Cthulhu look like he has a really bad acid hangover

?

[7th_Sephiroth]

10. >.>

allright

[iconoclastic cat]

11. Yes. He also comes in pink vomit.

[7th_Sephiroth]

16. Kick

me so hungry