Valerie5555
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:18 AM
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| What if Elton John songs were the biggest "gay bombs" of all and an |
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inaugural protester played "I'm still standing" or some other Elton John song full blast in an attempt to TURN all the INAUGURAL GUESTS GAY.
This is a purely hypothetical situation, but wouldn't it be funny if it actually happened, for I heard somewhere or read somewhere that ELTON JOHN is in fact, GAY.
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| Maven
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:21 AM
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| 1. Elton is GAYYYYYYY!?!?!?#(*%&!? |
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But he did a concert with Eminem!
B-)
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:22 AM
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| 2. I swear that he in fact has a male romantic partner if you knew what I |
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:23 AM
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| 3. Nah, they're just roommates! |
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:28 AM
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| 4. Or Brothers????????????????? though not in a BIOLOGICAL sense????????????? |
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:32 AM
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| 5. Actually, I would say that your proposal was a doozy, but |
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Do you really want to see dick and bush making out?
Seriously, I actually am gay, and that could scar me for life.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:34 AM
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| 6. DICK and BUSH ?!?!?!?!?! I wonder how they could purport to be for "Moral |
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Edited on Sat Jan-22-05 02:36 AM by Valerie5555
values" with names like that................................
On edit maybe the scheme wouldn't work for there was no "dyke" or "lesbian" bomb for females
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Sat Jan-22-05 09:20 AM
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| 7. Wow. An Elton song at the Inaugural would turn Ken Mehlman into a -- |
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-- drooling maniac. He'd be humping the horses. The male horses, of course.
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Before he told Rolling Stone he was gay/bisexual, Elton and Bernie Taupin were writing songs that left white stones along the path.
"Where to Now, St. Peter," on TUMBLEWEED CONNECTION, has this for one of its verses:
It took a sweet young foreign gun
This lazy life is short
Something for nothing always ending
With a bad report
Dirty was the daybreak
Sudden was the change
In such a silent place as this
Beyond the rifle range
--with the gun/rifle range as phallic imagery.
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| Richard Steele
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Sat Jan-22-05 10:25 AM
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| 8. WOW, such powerful poetry! |
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"writing songs which left white stones along the path"
Talk about painting a picture with words!
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Sat Jan-22-05 03:55 PM
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| 10. Hi, dicksteele. I confess -- I ripped it off the Hansel & Gretel story. |
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That story always kind of scared the bejesus out of me when I was little. What kind of parents would do that?
Come to think of it, it scares the bejesus out of me NOW.
Thanks for your post & good wishes.
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Sat Jan-22-05 10:26 AM
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| 9. dont know but i just bought two tickets |
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