Garage Queen
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:06 PM
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Man, the Repubs were right all along about them thar gay people! |
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Today in Detroit we've gotten 10 inches of snow (so far - it's still coming down). I went outside to shovel it to find that the gay neighbor two doors down had not only plowed my sidewalk, but was working on the apron of my driveway!
I mean, who did he think he was? Trespassing on my property, moving MY snow around without my permission. The nerve of some people. You can be sure my STRAIGHT neighbors wouldn't have violated the sanctity of my property rights that way. I suppose now I'll have to say "thank you" and get all friendly with them. That's how they operate you know....All friendly and stuff just to try and get you to like them. Next thing you know they'll want "rights" and stuff!
The Repubs are right: those people have no respect for my values.
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(For the record, my tongue? Is planted firmly in my cheek.)
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:09 PM
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1. Well, I suggest you plant your foot firmly against your neighbors' |
Garage Queen
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:14 PM
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4. "Upity Bitches" - BWAH! |
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Though, is what I wrote all that far off from what some hard-core freeptard would write? I don't think so. <heh>
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:16 PM
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6. Doing something neighborly like that is just so, so, so... |
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NORMAL!
How dare they confuse the issue!
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:09 PM
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:13 PM
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3. This is the kind of thing that keeps Dobson and others awake at night |
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:15 PM
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5. LOL... Yep... that's how my neighbors feel about me too |
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when I go to help them with their computers and such... Funny post!!
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:18 PM
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7. The Nerve! The f**king Nerve! |
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If I were you I would march right down there with a pie or cake or something, knock right on their door and hand it to them! Won't they ever learn? :-)
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:20 PM
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8. This gay man and his boyfriend ALWAYS shovel our elderly neighbors walk |
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Somehow, it just seems wrong to see a 75 yo woman shoveling snow.
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Garage Queen
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:27 PM
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We've already had several "snow shoveling" related deaths in Michigan so far this year, consisting mostly of the 70+ year old crowd.
I'm only 41, but I only have a shovel, and my neighbor has an industrial strength snow blower. When he asked (after doing my apron) if he could do the part of my driveway behind my car, I just smiled and said, "Hey, don't let ME stop you!"
Ah, yes. It's good to be the Queen. :7
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:21 PM
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9. Yeah, first they're shovelling snow in a neighborly way, |
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then they are active in the community, then they're having backyard barbeques just like straight folks. My GOD! What an insidious plot! Someone STOP THEM!!!
:+B-):hippie:
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:24 PM
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10. If you really want to get back at them |
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mow their lawn for them someday or invite them over for dinner. That'll teach 'em to keep to themselves.
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:27 PM
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12. Well, you know what they do, don't you? They do your driveway, |
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not to be nice, but to lure you over to thank them. Then, once you're at their place, they drag you inside and sodomize you while shouting Marxist dogma at you. Then, while you're recuperating, they rush over to your house and convert your children. And then they sacrifice a nun to Satan in thanksgiving.
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Sat Jan-22-05 01:48 PM
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13. I KNEW it! I just KNEW there was an ulterior motive! |
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Thanks, Rabrrrrrr. I'm locking my front door just in case they come around again....
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:05 PM
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14. Yep. Best to be prepared. I heard on Christian Radio the other day |
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that the gays and the lesbians and the feminists are choosing one day this year in which they will rise up and try to overthrow the homes of as many straight Christian people as possible.
I don't know when it will be, but I heard it from Dr. Dobson just this morning on a Focus On the Family moment.
I'd keep your kids under lock and key until the army finally gets rids of the sodomizers - who are in cahoots with Disney and Godiva Chocolate and Hollywood, by the way - out of our country.
And whatever you do, don't let your kids see a picture of a naked body, especially not a man's!! That's the first step toward the homosekshual lifestyle.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:12 PM
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15. Next thing you know they'll be asking |
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you over to watch SPONGE BOB, and you'll get the gay all over you and IT DOESN'T COME OFF!
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:15 PM
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He's shoveling your driveway, which is HomoCode for telling you he wants to "shovel" your "driveway".
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