Who should be this years Neocon Pin-Up Girl ?

[jdots]

The new issue of " American Greed Magazine " needs a sultry centerfold to keep sales up there with Time & Newsweek....should we go with a Swim Suit Issue ?

[Nitrogenica]

1. Anne baby

[hlthe2b]

2. That repug convention "belle" with the purple heart bandaid!

Someone will find and post it, I'll bet...

[IronLionZion]

3. Shazzam Jive Turkey!

Don't go there girlfriend!


cached from Ann the Man's website It's unbelievably racist

Top Ten Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her, errr, Appearance

10. Her favorite literary character? Lando Calrissian from Star Wars

9. That she might express policy disagreements by saying, "Oh no you didn't!," and then dismissively cracking her bubble-gum

8. That the NSC's phones would frequently be jammed as she furiously dialed in to vote for Reuben Studdard on American Idol

7. That she might distractingly "whoop it up" in the War Room, yelling "Shazz-amm, suckah!" after each successful missile strike

6. That she would create a diplomatic embarrassment by calling a foreign dignitary "Sugah" and then offering him a Seagram's-and-grape-soda

5. That Donald Trump really waited far too long to tell her "You're fired"

4. That, far too frequently, National Security Briefings would degenerate into nothing but yo' mama jokes and gang-signs

3. That her duties as National Security Adviser might be compromised by her outside interests: singin', dancin', and stealing chickens from Old Man Codger's farm

2. That when confronted with a ghost or other supernatural spooky, she would bug her eyes out comically while wailing, "Feets, don't's fails me now!!!," which is an express violation of White House security protocols regarding extra dimensional intrusions

...and the Number One Judgment Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her, errr, Appearance...

1. That she only got the NSA job over Clarke because she was a... well, come on, you know why

[LostInAnomie]

5. A little bit of projection maybe...

[jdots]

7. Where are the Condi swim suit pics damn it !

For a picture of any of the babes-o-greed in a nice republican bathing suit I would a zillion dollars (the check would bounce)
but we have to have dreams.....

[LostInAnomie]

4. Michelle Malkin

At least it would be decent to look at.

[Nitrogenica]

6. What's her name?

[jdots]

8. Thanks for this pic.... I'm in love

this woman made me soil myself.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. That is who I'd pick too!

That has to be the 'MORAN's' Mama!(Old Green Teeth)

[Bluebear]

11. PICK ME!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!

I am decent to look at!!!!

[LostInAnomie]

14. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post that pic.

Ah, the blowfish.

[UdoKier]

10. Candy Crowley

A true repuke gal if I ever saw one.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

12. Is it Ashley? I thought it was Jessica that was the neocon.

[Lenape85]

18. Actually, I think Ashley is the Democrat

[Bat Boy]

13. Babs

After all, it was Mama Bush's immaculate conception that gave us the Moron Messiah.

[TahitiNut]

15. Kate O'Beirne? (national editor for National Review, extreme Bushbot)

[tnlefty]

16. Dr. Laura. Her pics are already available so that would help

keep production costs low.

[tjwmason]

17. Thatcher

Back in the news as her son was involved in financing a proposed coup.