I'm David Lee Roth. Ask me anything.

[coloradodem2005]

[jandrok]

1. Why did Eddie and Valerie break up?

I thought that they would last forever. That really broke my heart.

[coloradodem2005]

9. Man. I think Eddie has a major drinking problem.

That's why.

[jandrok]

13. Could be...although I'd heard he'd rehabbed.....

By the way...how's the new job as a paramedic going?

[coloradodem2005]

18. Paramedic thing is going well.

Believe me Eddie is back on the sauce. He is constantly drunk these days.

[jandrok]

20. Damn. That sucks. Why do my heroes constantly disappoint.....

....me? Why, Eddie, why? Don't you want to be there for little Wolfgang as he grows up? You selfish bastard. Dave, you need to tell Eddie to shape the hell back up. You're a role model for him now. You have to be there for him. Tell him to fly right and follow your lead into the health and human services profession. GodDAMN, you're an inspiration to us ALL, man! Work on that fat bastard Michael Anthony too, while you're at it.

Gary Cherone sucks, man. So does Shammy Sammy. You're still the guy, Dave.

[Bluebear]

2. A visual aid

[Lenape85]

3. I rocked more when I was in Van Halen, your bandmates don't miss you

[coloradodem2005]

10. None of your fucking albums went Diamond.

7 out of 10 people want me back in VH.

The other three are about to get lobotomies.

[LincolnMcGrath]

4. Dear David Lee Roth:

Have you come out of the closet yet?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Are you just a gigolo? (nt)

[coloradodem2005]

12. Bop.

Bozy bozy bop. Zizi pop.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Did your butt ever get cold?

Those darn cut-outs had to be chilly. :)

[coloradodem2005]

11. The ladies keep me warm at night.

[Elidor]

7. Have you given up the coke yet?

You were pretty scary the last time I saw you on tv.

[salvorhardin]

8. Why?

No, really. I mean it. Why?

[Feathered Fish]

14. Ok, why do you want to train as a paramedic?

Are things that slow for you right now?

[coloradodem2005]

15. Man. I thought it would be cool.

Bop badda shoobie do wah.

[gizmo1979]

16. What is the correct ratio of fuel to oil for a snowblower?

[Nitrogenica]

17. Do you enjoy playing gigs at casinos and snowmobile tracks.

...maybe line up a gig at the Dog Show.

[miss_kitty]

19. how can you stand yourself?

[fluffernutter]

21. are you and Sammy friends?

[coloradodem2005]

22. No.

We didn't get along on the tour a couple of years ago and he kept dissing on my material with VH.