I'm PUI - Any Questions?

[JimmyJazz]

:P

[JohnKleeb]

1. whats PUI? and longgrain was askin about you

[Longgrain]

6. Yep I sure was...

:)

[JohnKleeb]

8. and you was right, I didnt piss off

God I feel like an idiot for not knowing until later I was talking to my Clash recommender on the phone, and this was before I got high/drunk.

[Longgrain]

15. God made the rivers

God made the lakes.

God made the highways.

But we all make mistakes.

[DS1]

2. When will you start PPUI - ing?

That's the most important question of the night.

[JimmyJazz]

4. One does not buy beer - one rents it. Is that the answer???

I don't drink beer, but that's what I've heard.

[JohnKleeb]

5. hah

am I forgiven now mums?

[JimmyJazz]

Go to your room! (I'll pass the good stuff to you later - don't tell

skinner)

[JohnKleeb]

13. I am in my room mums

[JimmyJazz]

17. Well then -- 'ear

don't tell anyone, m'kay???

[JohnKleeb]

19. will do

[JimmyJazz]

20. Don't Bogart that thing man -- pass it on....

[JohnKleeb]

22. I am not in DC

:cry: I only have potato salad.

[DS1]

42. NO!

It's posting pictures under ~the~ influence.

[JimmyJazz]

66. Heh - but you already paid me NOT to post those...are you

changing your mind????? :9

[DS1]

87. Ahh, but I wrote you non-2000 compliant checks

:crazy:

[democratic pride]

3. What does that mean?

PUI

Posting Under Influence????

[JimmyJazz]

7. Ding. ding. ding. we have a winner!

Welcome to DU! :P :toast: (like I need more of that)

[democratic pride]

10. really?

I guessed it correctly? NO WAY! It was such a wild guess. :toast:

[JimmyJazz]

16. So - I can hi-jack my own thread - tell us about yourself---

dem pri - any hobbies, interests, can I stalk you later? :P

[democratic pride]

23. I've known about DU for awhile and

I lurked for a couple of days. I'm a little disappointed because I became a member after the banning of sex threads:silly:

I'm 21 and a female. I don't have have interests, maybe just picking up men. You can stalk me anytime you want. You are a woman right? :)

[JimmyJazz]

29. I am female, but I am a non-discriminatory stalker - What can I say?

I would not be able to survive without misunderestimator, NSMA, motely36 or sundog - I also stalk FuzzySlippers, miss kitty. Fluffernutter and Cyndee_lOu_who with equal aplumb....Hey - I'm cheap and easy - get used to it :P

[fluffernutter]

33. yep, we're equal opportunity stalkers

as well as random flirters :)

[democratic pride]

41. I've never seen flirting in my two days of lurking

give me a demonstration:P (Flirt with each other, not me, I have never flirted with women. I wouldn't know what to talk about:P )

[JimmyJazz]

49. I think we need the short bus for this - I mean we have been asked

to stalk each other and all, but I'm not comfortable without You Know Who.

[fluffernutter]

53. he's been so scarce lately

what's up with that?

[JimmyJazz]

71. Well, I have had him tied up in my basement....

I let him out occassionally, but....

[Longgrain]

67. Allright whats up!

Would you PLEASE let me in...

[JimmyJazz]

70. Me, Fluff and the N00B are going for three --

wanna paint a picture???

[fluffernutter]

73. he's too chicken

[democratic pride]

74. so am I the NOOB?

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

82. Not for much longer if you keep this up!

:loveya: too

[democratic pride]

85. so are you women attractive?

It's more fun to stalk beautiful people. They scare easily, dumb wimps!:P

[fluffernutter]

90. JJ is gorgeous.

we're ALL crushing on her

[JimmyJazz]

93. Aw sweetie - You are, how do we say in English????...

H-O-T - yeah, baby - gimme some od dat, yourself....

'Nuff said...

[democratic pride]

94. I noticed all the admiring fans

She was the only DU member I remembered while lurking. I thought she was a man at first. Oh well, I could make an exception for a gorgeous woman:P

[JimmyJazz]

96. You thought I was a man - Details, Noob, details.....

:P

[fluffernutter]

100. your username throws them off

til they get to know ya, then it's all over :loveya:

[democratic pride]

102. well, your name IS JimmyJazz. LOL!

I planned on flirting with you. When I figured out you were a lady I cried a little:P

[JimmyJazz]

107. You are funny. I was having some issues awhile back -- I

changed to a male oriented name for a reason. Those issues resolved. I didn't change names afterward because I like my name...it suits me. I'm sort of a tom-boy anyway.

[democratic pride]

113. You appeal to both men and women. Lucky!

:mad:
(The smilies are sooooo cute:wtf: LOL!:wtf: :hurts: What is this?

[progmom]

114. I was, I admit, a little confused about JimmyJazz's gender as well

Between the Strummer avatar and the Jimmy name, you know....I thought she was one sweet guy.
Sigh....

[JimmyJazz]

116. You still love me, don't you????

[progmom]

118. Almost as much as my luggage.

It is really nice luggage. Kenneth Cole - really pretty.


:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

115. this is me: (PUI) --- Hey Fluff - You'd better be right behind me:

[democratic pride]

120. I love your smile!!!

It's so--"I can make you do anything I want, you bastard!"--You are very good-looking:loveya: I'm sure you hear it all the time. Lucky:grr:

[fluffernutter]

128. your turn, missy!

we showed you ours, now show us you :)

[democratic pride]

131. How would I post a picture?

I know e-mailing digital camera pictures is possible, but I don't know how to make a picture 'appear' on a website.

[JimmyJazz]

132. I dunno. I gmail my pics to a friend and he hosts them on his

website - someone other than me would be better to answer.

[democratic pride]

135. I don't have any male 'friends' that could host my picture

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

140. You will. Give it time....

Jeebus - Rome wasn't worth a bird in the hand -- or something like that :silly:

[democratic pride]

144. You can still manage to type, so I won't tell you to drop the wine

:P

[JimmyJazz]

136. Flattery will get you everywhere -- here, let me officially welcome you:

[progmom]

121. The minute the picture loaded on my screen,...

....Kirsty MacColl started singing:

Oh she is hot, she's hot, she's hot
She's just a wild and wicked slut


You have to admit, that's pretty funny.

[fluffernutter]

122. dayum, i love your hair

and you have the cutest dimple smile ... sigh.

[JimmyJazz]

126. Let the stalking commence

[progmom]

138. She's over at Longgrain's thread stalking him now

She's pretty quick for a Newbie!

[democratic pride]

139. what did you say? Don't make me stalk you too!!!

}(

[progmom]

142. I am not interesting enough to stalk, I fear.

Maybe I will go drink some so I can try to keep up with JJ.

[democratic pride]

143. Drink 'some'. LOL! You need at least 5 kegs

to keep up with JimmyJazz:P

[JimmyJazz]

145. You cannot keep up with me -- I am a professional...

:7

[progmom]

146. I must say that I am impressed.

I mostly only do that on business trips.
But my husband doesn't drink, so I rarely drink in front of him.

[democratic pride]

150. I rarely drink too.

I guess we are the boring stalkers.

[fluffernutter]

123. and here is a pic of Fluff:

[JimmyJazz]

125. Day-Um - Where is my toaster oven???? Hell-O

I think the other pic you post of yourself is even more flattering - if that is even remotely possible :loveya:

[democratic pride]

127. you're sexy!!!

:loveya: You have great hair as well. JimmyJazz is extremely cute and she looks like she has a great sense of humor.
You are seductive and very flirty, you enjoy making men drool all over you (not literally!)
Am I right?:bounce:

[progmom]

153. You didn't actually ask me....

...but being the attention whore that I am :) , here is a pic of me when my kid was a little younger (about a year and a half ago):

[democratic pride]

155. So cute! Beautiful mommy with a beautiful baby!

I need to post a picture. I want compliments too:P If you think I'm ugly you still have to say that I'm hot, deal?

[progmom]

157. Deal

But I bet you're hot and I won't have to lie.

[democratic pride]

159. that's a great start. Keep calling me hot

:P

[fluffernutter]

160. deal - it's fast and easy, do it now!

[fluffernutter]

156. i did too ask you! *too cute*!!!

could you two look any more alike? you're so pretty :)

[progmom]

164. Gosh - you're too nice

The kid is much cuter now that he's a toddler.


You're a hot babe in your fotos, must say.

[fluffernutter]

166. aw, thanks sweetie.

you're too kind.

i bet he is adorable! how can he not be when he looks like his beautiful mama? :)

[JimmyJazz]

97. Pssst - I'l show her mine if you show her yours....

:P

[fluffernutter]

101. i'm with ya. she needs to throw in too

doncha think? ;)

[JimmyJazz]

108. Who is first?

[Longgrain]

84. Three what?

I'm not chicken...

Jus a poor country bumpkin who couldn't afford an edjahcathshun,

[Longgrain]

99. Three WHAT?

[progmom]

79. And I stalk JimmyJazz

...but she won't stalk me.

So I sulk.


:evilfrown:

[JimmyJazz]

83. Hey - Progmom:

:loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya:

I might be drunk, but I have good taste.

[progmom]

88. Awww....

:loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya:

Back atcha.

And a gratuitous Strummer foto just cuz I love ya:

[JimmyJazz]

95. Aw sweetie - thanks for making me twitchy!

Ya gotta love the Joe!

[McKenzie]

9. police came looking for Jimmy Jazz...

Cheers and goodnight JJ.

[JimmyJazz]

12. I said, he ain't here...

G'night to you Mr. Scottsman :)

[fluffernutter]

11. whatcha been drinkin'?

:toast:

[JimmyJazz]

14. IN wine there is truth - ask me ANYTHING

[Longgrain]

18. Who's your favorite artist?

[JimmyJazz]

21. Oy - Van Gogh - not to be cliche, but I love the

texture of his work.

[Longgrain]

24. But Thomas Kincaid is sooooooooooooo much better...

I want to grow up to be just like Him some day...

[JohnKleeb]

26. now boyo stop teasing the poor drunk

wait Thomas Kincaid is the best artist since that guy with the smily.

[Longgrain]

30. Don't make me bring up...

Paul Gauguin! :mad:

Drunk asshole painter!!!!!

I could support my family for five years just from a shaving off a dab of paint from one of his minor works...

[JohnKleeb]

34. duuuuuuuuude I dont know any painters

I remember my art projects in elementary school, ahh putting in doctor evil was just genius.

[JimmyJazz]

27. Bite me.

[fluffernutter]

37. don't get his hopes up ;)

he just might whip out some more nekkid photos :P

[Longgrain]

40. Yarh...

I see this my dear...

Your bloody ear-lobe is in the mail...

:P

[fluffernutter]

62. can't you send me anything better than a bloody ear?

please? i have so many of those already...

[democratic pride]

28. Cool painting

I like art, I occasionally paint (or sketch) landscapes. I'm horrible at painting portraits.

But you seem quite good at it:toast:

[Longgrain]

38. Are you adressing me?

If so...thanks! :toast:

I'm soooo glad you like. :)

[democratic pride]

46. Yes.

Her arms and face are great. I'm horrible at sketching figures and faces, that's why I must give you a :toast:

[Longgrain]

55. Thanks!

Here's another view of the entire painting...

[democratic pride]

72. WOW!

I'm going to start stalking you based on your artwork:P (JimmyJazz and Fluffernutter started the stalking topic:shrug: )

[fluffernutter]

75. he was my first stalker.

i taught him everything he knows ;)

[democratic pride]

77. You stalkers are fun!!!

I'm never logging off DU:)

[JimmyJazz]

86. So...erm...what's your sign?

Just asking... :P

[Longgrain]

104. Stalk away DP

:P

[democratic pride]

112. you are a man right???

Just making sure:P

So how old are you?
Are you attractive?
Can I sleep over sometimes?
Do you have a cat?


(:smoke: That was some mighty fine stalking:P )

[Longgrain]

109. Thank you...

Now mind telling me wha the Hell's going on???

[JimmyJazz]

43. HEY NEEWB - Yeah, I'm talking to YOU! Are you jacking my thread

about me being drunk to discuss longgrain's art???? Jeebus! How dare you???

BTW - Carry on - I like his work a lot, too. Even in my weakened condition, iIhave the ability to recognize talent.

And: Welcome to DU :toast:

[JohnKleeb]

45. God now I know how I was

this is most humorous.

[JimmyJazz]

61. .

:P

[JohnKleeb]

63. It was the best

and now I am listening to the Doors. Hey now I know why that dude wore a Morrison shirt.

[democratic pride]

51. you welcomed me 3 times already!

Though I like the attention, maybe you should put down that glass of wine, do it slowly:P

[JimmyJazz]

57. I told you, I'm PUI - You expect me to remeber NOObs -

I can barely remember my screen name :P

So you wanna fight? I can bring in the cage match experts if you are interested!!!!

[democratic pride]

64. I would just distract you with a bottle of wine

:P

[fluffernutter]

58. see? that's how the subtle stalking begins...

:loveya:

[miss_kitty]

25. HUH? YOU? PUI?

I am shocked! Shocked AND appalled!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

31. Damn - I thought your name was something completely different

so do I call you Shocked or Appalled? You said you were both??? or maybe Shalled or Aped? Pick please...

[JohnKleeb]

35. Ive been shock and appelled before

:P

[JohnKleeb]

32. hah I really do wish I had excess to a computer thursday night

[progmom]

47. Kleeb, are you high again?

Your typing is atrocious.

[JohnKleeb]

50. nope was down but now feeling way better

[progmom]

36. Is it snowy where you are?

Shore is here!

[JimmyJazz]

39. I'm totally snowed in! Thank the sky diety for ETOH! Otherwise,

WTF would I do??? :shrug: - BTW - could you entertain me a bit -- I'm feeling a little bored here in the lounge, tonight. And move over a little to the left, you're hogging my seat...

[progmom]

44. WTF is ETOH?

I'll move over, but only if you'll share whatever you're drinking. I hope it's not Merlot. A nice Cab, perhaps? Or a Shiraz?

[JimmyJazz]

65. ETOH = alcohol - and I'm enjoying a nice Chardonnay

DEAR GOD and Skinner - thank you for spell check :P

[progmom]

69. I didn't peg you for a white winer

A white whiner maybe.... :evilgrin:

If it's white wine, you can keep it to yourself.

I'll just pour myself some of this Bailey's here.

[Taverner]

48. Tell me why Eno is superior to Joe Strummer?

:P

[JohnKleeb]

52. Oh tav that is so mean

You wanna see if we can convince her that she's a Russian refugee, I thought I was Jewish the other night. :)

[Taverner]

56. I dunno let's convince her she's Shannon Elizabeth

That could be more fun...

[JohnKleeb]

60. ahh yes

that would be great.
Could you start?

[JimmyJazz]

54. WTF???? Who is Eno and why are you asking me this question?

Even while I am PUI, I can still recognize the significance and importance of Joe Strummer to the world of political music - now pour me another shot of cabe and shut up! :P

[Taverner]

59. Brian Eno - Member of Roxy Music

Kind of the musical genius behind it all :)

[JimmyJazz]

78. Pishaw - but me a margarita and we might be friends again.

:)

[Taverner]

81. Margarita's on me but....

You have to listen to 2HB when you drink it, Shannon :)

[sundog]

68. are you havhaving anyyny trroublee seeeiieing?

[JimmyJazz]

76. LOL - That was clear as mud to me ---

Hey sundog ---- in case you didn't know this already: I lurve you :loveya:

[sundog]

91. awww back at cha ya nut

:hug:

[progmom]

106. do you love him more than your luggage too?

I'm such a jealous stalker.


:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

117. No - Lurve him just slightly less than my louis vitton carry on bag -

are you happy now????

[progmom]

124. You (almost) always make me happy.

I can't help that I'm a jealous girl.


:crazy:

[JimmyJazz]

130. But I love/stalk you best!!!! Does that not count for anything???

Jeebus - i throw a gay man a bone and you get your thong up your ass....if this continues, I will just have to find someone else to stalk me.....Hey, Taverner: what are you doing for the next 30 days or so????

[progmom]

137. But I only do it because I lurve you.

And because I crave attention.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Ok, ok, I will behave.
I will go back to my non-jealous stalking ways.

[JohnKleeb]

80. Are you enjoying that NYSNC album

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

89. Why, yes -- Immensely - Why do you ask.

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

92. I was wondering

thats why.

[JohnKleeb]

98. Can you tell me where Herr Fuchs is?

The stupid secretary told me he was in the thermal bath.

[JimmyJazz]

103. No. I said ask me anything - I didn't say I would know the answer!!!!

:P

[JohnKleeb]

105. I got some advice, never go to a virtual budapest hotel

:scared: There are terraists there.

[Taverner]

110. What did the last 20 minutes of 2001 mean?

[JimmyJazz]

111. Well, sweetie - I wasn't with you, so it didn't mean a whole hellavu lot..

:P Was that the right answer???

[Taverner]

129. I don't know - if you weren't there

Then where were you????

[Longgrain]

119. Dupe

Deleate

[progmom]

133. Poor Longgrain can't figure out why you called him chicken

Tell our sensitive artist friend that he can come back in and be part of things. Maybe we should ask him to post one of his famous fotos?

[JimmyJazz]

134. I don't recall calling him a chicken - hey longgrain - what do you look

like - we forget!!! c'mon sweetie - I know you think I'm old, but I think you are hot -go for it - show off for the newbie (who isn't so new after hanging with us)

[democratic pride]

141. so everyone posts their photos?

:shrug: As the NOOB I'm officially excused from posting one, as of today.

[fluffernutter]

147. just upload your picture here-

http://www.imgspot.com/

and then copy the link in the posting box - it's easy!

do it!

[democratic pride]

152. okay.

I will. I'll do it tomorrow, if I need help I'll stalk you.

[JohnKleeb]

165. hey thats cool, now check this out

blast it has an illegal code!

[fluffernutter]

168. are you posting one of you too?

:D

[JohnKleeb]

171. Yeah from the 80's

:P

[progmom]

148. You can get a Photobucket account and host yer foto there.

It's pretty easy to do.

[fluffernutter]

149. how about a pic of you too, babe?

:)

[JimmyJazz]

151. I've seen photo's of prog mom - can we see them again????

[progmom]

158. I posted up closer to your foto

You know, in my stalkerish way, I wanted to be closer to you.

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

162. That's what they all say --

:P


I saw that - you are gawjous....

[progmom]

154. Look up

I'm there.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2485577&mesg_id=2486420

[JimmyJazz]

161. I saw - you are a cutie!

:7 I think you posted that after I asked.

[progmom]

163. Aw shucks

I need a super cute photo like yours.
All my pics of me have kids or other people in them.

[JimmyJazz]

167. Ssssshhhh - please don't tell anyone that that was the 49th of 49.

seriously....

[fluffernutter]

169. hehe, i know the other 48

are adorable too, admit it

[JimmyJazz]

172. No - they weren't -- I am not photogenic - I know you are....

Seriously - That was about the 49th picture of 50 taken where I actually felt the photo looked like me. That picture is how I see myself looking to the world...It's the only one I ever recall feeling that way about.

[progmom]

170. Heee hee.

I had to get my picture taken for a New Yorker mag thingy. Took many many many pics before I was happy enough with the results.