New thread...since I can't seem to keep up with you all...

[Longgrain]

HUH?

[progmom]

1. You crack me up, Longgrain

Seriously.

I think we need to drink more to keep up with JimmyJazz.

:)

[Longgrain]

2. Seriously

What the hell was going on in the other thread!

I know I was mentioned once or twice in third person...

What the hell is going on?

[progmom]

3. You should jump back in.

Jimmyjazz is having trouble keeping up with all the side threads, but just jump in.
You were supposed to be part of all the flirting. Where did you go?

[Longgrain]

4. I'm having a hard enough time

keeping up with my own threads...

There's no way I'm posting again in Jimmy's thread.

It's too long anyways...

[democratic pride]

5. Did I scare you away with my stalker-like questions?

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

6. ooooh - she stalked you over to your thread!

She's good!

[democratic pride]

7. LOL! Oh yeah...LOL!

:bounce:

[progmom]

8. You catch on fast, Noob!

Very nice.

[progmom]

9. Now see, she's asking for you:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2485577&mesg_id=2486234&page=

[Longgrain]

11. Sorry...

I'm not responding to jj's thread anymore...

But since you ask for it...here it is...

[JimmyJazz]

14. LOL - I already told you - do not try this at home - I am a professional..

:P

[Longgrain]

15. Then try it in public

It's fun!

[Longgrain]

10. I give up!

Who is democratic pride!

Will somebody PLEASE let me in on the joke?

Since the joke seems to be on me!

[democratic pride]

12. I am, right?

:shrug: I should've picked a more appealing name.

[Longgrain]

13. Welcome to DU!

democratic pride!

:hi:

Only 50 posts and already the life of the party!

[democratic pride]

16. No I'm not.

I was a professional stalker before joing DU. Who did you think I was, a man?:)

[Longgrain]

18. I don't care either way...

Tho I'm much more partial to women...

:P

[democratic pride]

20. The three DU women I have seen are gorgeous.

You're not bad yourself:)

[Longgrain]

21. Thanks...

I will post no more pictures of myself...

Since they seem to cause such a rukus...

[democratic pride]

24. I made 4 people post their pictures

I think I did, anyway, I'm getting drunk with power:-)

[Longgrain]

26. Alright then!

Post a pic of Yourself...

I already did in this thread.

Now newbie show yourself lest I hit the alert button on you...

:evilgrin:

[democratic pride]

28. I told Fluffernutter that I'd stalk her tomorrow

if I needed help with the picture. I have to post a picture, I want compliments:bounce:

[Longgrain]

38. I'm an artist!

I want it NOW! I need images!






Who's fluffernutter BYW?

[fluffernutter]

43. *flick*

right on your ear, brat!

[democratic pride]

54. she's the sexy woman with the great hair.

oh, you're joking right?:silly:

[fluffernutter]

59. *smooch*

keep it up, lil noob, you're doing great ;)

[democratic pride]

62. 'lil noob', that's a great name!

you all have to call me that, even when I reach over 1000 posts.:)

[progmom]

66. She's waaaaaaaaaaay too good at this stuff

I'm getting suspicious.
Do I smell pizza?



:hi:
Just kidding!!!!!

[democratic pride]

70. I don't get it. Are you drunk too?

:P

[progmom]

74. Nooooo.

Just a little giddy from lack of sleep.

The pizza reference - have you ever seen the profile of someone who was banned from DU? It's a tombstone. And Tombstone is a brand of frozen pizza. Get it?

[democratic pride]

81. No, I mean I know tombstone is a pizza

but I never looked up a profile.:shrug:
I still don't get it, drunky.:P

[progmom]

86. Just post yer foto NOOB

and stop asking so many questions.


:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

30. hey I am bored, do you guys mind if I fuck around in here a bit?

[democratic pride]

32. tell me I'm hot. NOW!

[JohnKleeb]

39. yer hot

[democratic pride]

41. you didn't type it like you meant it

:grr:

[JohnKleeb]

42. fine, fine

YOU ARE HOT, SIZZLIN LIKE THE ARIZONA SUN?

[democratic pride]

45. Much better

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

47. I try

[progmom]

46. try it without the question mark

Kleeb - you gotta learn how to talk to a woman.

[JohnKleeb]

49. Hey I am still a little bouncy here

[progmom]

57. try it again

Call her darling or something endearing. "democratic pride, you are the most beautiful sight for my sore young eyes. My darling, I long to hold you in my arms. I long for the day that we can meet in person and fulfill all of my young dreams. Until then I will remain your devoted stalker."
C'mon -- you can do it!

[JohnKleeb]

64. but thats not how I talk

:).

[progmom]

76. Me neither

In fact, I have never met anyone who talks that way.
:)

[fluffernutter]

77. you are a man of few words.

it works for you.

[fluffernutter]

50. i agree, loosen up, bucko

[JohnKleeb]

52. I did the question mark to ask if that was appropirate

believe me I am smooth like umm sandpaper.

[fluffernutter]

55. it was good! trust your insticts

sandpaper studmuffin

[JohnKleeb]

61. ha

Ive never been much of a flirter.

[progmom]

27. Yes, I must say -

- you have gotten quite a response for a newbie. And nobody has called you a freeper yet!

[democratic pride]

40. Cool! Being called 'hot' is better than 'freeper'

And I'm a NOOB, not newbie:shrug:

[progmom]

44. Apparently I am a NOOB to your newfangled slang

:hi:

[democratic pride]

48. thank JimmyJazz for 'NOOB'

She was drunk when she called me that:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

51. was?

:D

[fluffernutter]

53. quick! maybe Skinner will let you change your name

to NOOB :D

[democratic pride]

58. LOL!

The artist dude thought I was a man. Is 'democratic pride' a male name?

[JimmyJazz]

91. I'm not drunk , ya stinkin' newbie ---

Okay - maybe I am...but at least I admit I it....

[JohnKleeb]

93. yeah you are

and I am bookmarking both threads to show you and when I get it, I am posting entries from the book of the high and drunk.

[JimmyJazz]

22. HEY YOU -- NEEWB - flattery will get you everywhere!!!!

Love ya: :loveya:

Donna

[democratic pride]

25. It's true, you're all beautiful

:toast:

[JimmyJazz]

29. Oh stop! No Really! I might start following you around for real....

Hey seriously, you are very cool and I am looking forward to getting to know you. I like how you jumped into an ongoing joke and made yourself at home... very nice.... :7

[JohnKleeb]

31. are you still drunk?

:P

[democratic pride]

35. 'still' drunk? LOL!

[JohnKleeb]

36. I was drunk and high on thursday night

and it was glorious!

[fluffernutter]

63. you can do both together without passing out?

what's your secret?

[JohnKleeb]

68. Luck thats what

I swear to you, I just fell asleep.

[democratic pride]

69. did he say he didn't pass out?

:D

[JohnKleeb]

75. I didnt

I had three bourbon cokes and a few big highs including one really big one.

[democratic pride]

34. Thanks

I can make you post your picture again. DO IT!:P

[fluffernutter]

17. quit being such a whiner

you used to love that stuff what happened? gettin' old?

[Longgrain]

19. SNARF

I have a serious side too, you know!

[JohnKleeb]

23. its true!

[Longgrain]

33. Yarh!

I think you saw it earlier tonight...:)

[JohnKleeb]

37. Yeah I did

Thanks for helping out, I feel better though of course, I still dont have what I want yet :).

[GOPisEvil]

56. Quick!!! Post a picture of yourself!

You've never done THAT before! :P

[fluffernutter]

60. lmao! hey you! where have you been?

i've missed you :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

65. Thank you, hon!

I took a little vacation, and was away from a computer most of the time.

Nice to see you! :hug:

[fluffernutter]

72. i could use a vacation!

i hope you had a nice time. you were missed here though - welcome back!

[GOPisEvil]

83. Thanks!

A vacation was exactly what I needed. Of course, I don't want to go back to work on Monday, but I'll think about that tomorrow night.

[Longgrain]

67. ALL RIGHT THE FUN IS OVER!

Will you please tell me who democratic pride really is?!?

I'm sick of these guessing games...

I'm tied and might want to go to bed sometime soon...

[fluffernutter]

71. chill out, bub. you are way paranoid

what have you been drinking or smoking? ;)

honestly, she is a newbie, i have never seen her here before tonight. she does remind me of our baby jelly tho, doesn't she?

[JohnKleeb]

78. jelly belly? hey what happened to her?

[fluffernutter]

80. sadly tombstoned

:(

[JohnKleeb]

82. youre kidding me

:(

[fluffernutter]

85. nope. she was queen of flirting

it did her in after the crackdown.

[JohnKleeb]

87. that really is a shame

[democratic pride]

88. That's why you guys have been talking to me?

You think that I'm a banned member? I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

[JohnKleeb]

89. no, that name was brought up and I wondered what happened

[progmom]

90. Not me.

You made me laugh. I don't even know who this Jelly person is. Like JimmyJazz said, you jumped right into an ongoing joke - you're going to fit right in here. With some of us, anyway.

:toast:

[democratic pride]

94. well, I'm not. If members are banned, how can the become

members again? (need to know, in case I'm banned:P , just kidding)

[fluffernutter]

92. you do kinda remind me of her, but we love you for you

you lil noob hottie you :)

[democratic pride]

96. you know, I could be a gay man

:shrug:
okay, I'm not,:)

[JimmyJazz]

98. Interesting how you would know about a banned member

from the get go, when it was never mentioned that she was banned....

[democratic pride]

100. don't try to trick me JimmyJazz

people were talking about tombstones:grr: It's not hard to figure out. And longgrain kept asking who I was.

see message 80, Fluffernutter mentioned that member was tombstoned.

[Longgrain]

102. I think I know now...

Welcome again to DU democratic pride!

[Longgrain]

84. HEY FLUFF

CHECK YOUR INBOX!!!

[Longgrain]

95. Yes she does...

:Huge smile:

[democratic pride]

73. I want to go to bed too!

:mad: Stupid democratic pride and her stalking.

[Longgrain]

97. Then check your inbox...

Stupid Newbie!!!

[JimmyJazz]

99. Hey - Jelly Belly - how the hell are you???? How are things at CU, BTW

[democratic pride]

104. huh?

I'm not her. Seriously, maybe you should ask the administrator. Just don't get me banned in the process. I don't know if you guys are joking, but could you please stop:bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

108. I think thats just her drunkeness pouring on you

I am no expert at type styles but I dont thikn your jelly.

[JimmyJazz]

116. So - If you aren't her - why did you respond to this post????

Just asking, JB???? 'cause as a Noob, I would not have responded to a post calling out another Duer, if I wasn't them - yanumsen????

[miss_kitty]

117. Girl-you have not passed out yet?

Stella and I took a long walk, fed the kitties and now she's beating up lammiedoodle.

[JimmyJazz]

118. .

:P

[miss_kitty]

121. Nearly passed out?

:P

[JohnKleeb]

119. apparently not

Miss Kitty, this is making, my Thursday look normal, this is funny.

[miss_kitty]

120. I was at skool on thursday

I heard you had excitment!

[progmom]

79. You're typing awfully well for someone who is tied!

Who tied you?

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

101. Tell her to get bent - that;s jelly belly and she is from CU and

Freeperville.

[fluffernutter]

103. jelly posts at freeperville???

[JimmyJazz]

105. No - she posts at conservative underground - please alert :-)

[JohnKleeb]

106. fluf, remember shes drunk

:), then again, I could name all the presidents last time around :).

[democratic pride]

111. are you kidding?

I know CU and I never posted there. I will admit that I lurked there for longer than I lurked at DU but it had nothing to do with being a freeper.

[JohnKleeb]

113. I am talking about jimmyjazz being drunk not you

I dont think youre a freeper.

[JimmyJazz]

109. She sure does!!!!

[fluffernutter]

112. are you serious? prove it, cutiepatootie

[Longgrain]

107. I sure as hell hope you're joking!

You drunk little green haired Cia Pet you...:P

[JohnKleeb]

110. ya got a pail of water me irish friend?

[Longgrain]

114. I got a pint of Guiness as well

as my Irish pride!

[JohnKleeb]

115. we can pour that on her later

:). I still wanna try to try to convince her she's Shannon Elizabeth.