This sardine salad looks like...well, let's just say I'll pass.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Sardine Salad, Dinner
by Robert Cavanaugh
Ingredients & Amounts
3 cups (100 g) Spinach, raw, torn
1 medium (60g) Carrot, shredded
1 cup (130g) Summar Squash, cubed
1 doz. (200g) Cherry Tomato
1/4 (40g) Onion, large, sweet
1 clove Garlic, minced
1 tin (200g) Sardines, canned in water, so salt added
1/2 cup Bob's Tomato Pesto Salad Dressing

Instructions & Comments
1 Tear spinach, arrange on large plate
2 Add carrot, squash, tomatoes and onion
3 Ladel on 1/2 cup dressing. (See separate recipe)
4 Pour off sardine water, mash fish, pile on top of vegetables
5 Sprinkle minced garlic over top

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[PartyPooper]

1. Is this just another kitty thread?

That looks like cat food to me!

:D

:hi:

[seriousstan]

2. different tastes for different people

[Bluebear]

3. Hoe does this grab you?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. What the hell is the brown stuff on the bottom?

I see cucumbers, oliver (or capers), eggs, sardines, and...pumpkin pie?

:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

7. It's a salad! It's a holiday dessert! Stop, you're both right!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. Hey! You got sardines in my pumpkin pie! No, YOU got...

Seriously, was this the official dessert of the Jenna & Barbara Youth Concert?

:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

10. Maybe not the official dessert

but jenna probably 'cooked' up something that looked like that half an hour after closing time.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. It's the kind of dessert that almost makes you NOT want freedom.

I'm guessing Jenna headed straight for that old "munchies" stand-by, Oreo cookies...and lots of 'em. Nothing quite satisfies after a long night of smoking joint after joint after joint and invoking the name of the dark overlord like a nice chocolate cookie filled with sugared lard. I noticed in the photo below that she is slowly becoming "neckless"...time to rent a few Richard Simmons DVDs from the local Blockbuster.

Oh, I should also mention that this photo was NOT altered in Photoshop. This is an actual outtake from Reuters in which Bush momentarily (and accidentally) let down his "cloaking spell" that usually conceals his true visage.



:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

14. Woo hoo! Hook 'em Daddy Lucifer!

[Solly Mack]

4. You should see a hot tuna and sardine pizza

No picture, but just imagine.

I about hurled.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. Sounds Jorma-riffic

Oh...not THAT Hot Tuna.

My bad.

:evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

5. Looks great to me!

Love sardines.

[hickman1937]

11. Thats crud. I need another drink.

[Archae]

13. All right...

Who :puke: on the veggies! :D

[BrklynLiberal]

15. here is another good one for ya - KITTY LITTER CAKE

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®

1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently.

Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box.

Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.

Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect!